gifs you can hear 😂

There once was a ship that put to sea

How long was it for the original transmog currency system, with Synthstrand -> Synthcord -> Synthweave?

uh oh. spaghettios.

Maybe he’s just letting everyone know that he’s such an impotent leader than the FBI wasn’t in his control during his presidency.

Speaking of Marysville, is there an opening date for exit 198?

Saying they're asleep at the wheel implies incompetence when clearly everything they do is malicious. Don't let them off the hook that easily.

Can we just boycott the federal government? It's not like the IRS is funded enough to audit all of us if we just refuse to pay taxes.

Classic outhouse w/ crescent moon cut-out window and a tiny almanac inside.

Then you'll need a 3rd cat in case one cat wants to play and the other doesn't. Then you'll need a 4th cat in case all the cats want to play at once. Then you'll need a 5th cat just because a 5th cat will show up. Then you'll need a 6th cat...

Beep beep, beep beep
The horn went beep beep beep

Friend of mine had one that was fine, but seems there's a lot of junk ones on the market these days. youtu.be/xepC3-Ia9ho

Takes a special kind of tech bro to watch Pantheon and think "hey, that'll get some venture capital"

"Look, our gooner game is based on classic gooner comics, so that's like totally normal, ok?"

@tjsnh.bsky.social remember the GIANT RUSSIAN COSMOSPHERES conspiracy rants back in the day? Trump reads just like that guy.

I'm sure it's fine.