i’m back babeyyy i have posting to do

whenever i hold my vape like this so i can use my other fingers i feel like django reinhardt

im in the karaoke room absolutely fucking up the tambourine

5 things I did last week:

Illegally dumped confidential govt data on the internet.
Ghosted my offspring and ex partners.
Took Ketamine constantly.
Told some lies about people the spending cuts would kill.
Transited my EV brand from climate saver to Swasticar.

just washed my hair and 80% of my problems vanished

the next man to ghost me is straight up getting killed idc

i love when men try to flirt with me by complimenting my “guitar tattoo” it’s like ohhhhh so you’re stupid

if doge shows up at my place of employment im giving them a wedgie and stealing their ketamine

todays affirmations:
-my roommates cat doesn’t hate me
-i will digest my food
-i have a normal relationship with sex

beautifulposting for the algorithm 🤭