thereisnomontauk
2ango.bsky.social
thereisnomontauk
@2ango.bsky.social
listen to luminism
oh my god im gonna hope... im hoping.. im hoping right now
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
pull my leg twist my arm call me a bop it
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
little whimper theory
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i got this girl and she wants me to dukkah. sesame hazelnut almond fennel cumin papruka!
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
ironically saying "life is so beautiful" to mundane things has, unironically, significantly improved my quality of life
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
stars are the first Television show
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
it's 9/11 somewhere
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
who up shaking thine speare, prithee
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
pot meat kettle is all a man needs
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
american 2002 cancers carry heavy karmic debt and cannot be trusted
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
woke sopranos be like poly walnuts
October 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
do NOT visit margaret thatcher's grave with an empty bladder worst mistake of my life
September 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
it's 9/11 somewhere
September 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
if mice had a hidden bar it would be called a squeakeasy
August 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
how do all al8ens knwo the word vorp
August 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
call me pants the way i cum in pears
August 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the Ocean is a lootbox for fisher man
August 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
yoko bono
August 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
how do. All dogs know the word arf
August 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
[looking through binoculars backwards] man these birds are fuckin tiny
August 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
August 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
fighting gamer pickup lines:
1. your frame is perfect
2.
July 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
fossils are crazy like why is there a fish in this rock
July 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
got a glock in my rawri :3c
July 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
maining spy is a time honoured tradition. maining soldier is a charlatan's sport
July 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM