Happy 9th birthday to Shae. She’s the cutest gal who can get away with anything because of her smile.

I’ve lost my sense of humor along with my will to live

And another one…have I mentioned how much I regret moving back to Nebraska?
WHY DID NOBODY STOP ME?

Hmmmm can I get a fuck this shit?

Pro tips - buy your wife a Dyson hair thingy. They freaking speed up the “get ready time” by 50%. Win.
Then buy your wife a Dyson vacuum…one of those that is stupid expensive but she loves it and is having so much “fun” right now.
I’m Broke but I’m winning. 😂

I got my first tattoos tonight!
Wedding band and the Miles Morales logo.

Just a dog, hanging with her pals while I work from home.

I’m so sad seeing everyone both people and animals in these fires. My heart breaks and I’d give anything to help.
I’m going to look into some ways but if anyone knows reputable charities please let me know.
And to cheer up a bit here is Shae.

Today in Shae the kleptomaniac…she went downstairs. She opened a door, then a plastic tub so she could get her Halloween decorations out.
I told her it’s early…

Nothing sums up how I feel about living in Omaha more than a “Zone of Disappointment” and an arrow pointing right at Omaha.

I work from home some days and Shae likes to allow me to use her bedroom to do it. She moves often for supervision.
She also loves her kennel and sleeps in there voluntarily the wrong direction squished up. 😂😂😂