Frens

This.
Is.
Cinema.

Trying to make friends.

Currently watching cinema:
Also, again, fuck the super bowl.

For fucks' sake, can someone just nuke the planet from orbit already? No one, and I mean NO ONE actually asked for this. It's been weeks since there has been any good news of any kind.

Someone finally found a use for my ex-wife:

Any time now, asteroid.

Anxious mess last night and this morning. Knew it was for a reason.

-dumped an entire coffee on the floor of my car.

-cooler caught on fire when I turned it on, resulting in six trucks, the cops and the arson department questioning me.

I am fine, the farm store is fine. Our cooler is in the lot.

fuck elf on a shelf, it's time for cock on a cinder block:

Give us this day, our daily avocado.

Seriously, I have been eating one of these every friggin day.

Four bananas yesterday, too.

Not bragging...just consuming an above average (for me) amount of vegetables and fruit.

I am one of fifteen movie nerds sitting in an uneven parking lot in Worcester to watch 'The Tingler' and Bloodsick Productions' newest SOV movie 'A Corpse For Christmas' projected on the side of a building.

So, basically an awesome time.

Lightning crashes, insurance gets called.