21st Century Cicero
@21stcenturycicero.bsky.social
Just like M.T. Cicero warning about the fall of the Roman Republic... if he was a snarky modern U.S. homeland security professional. Views are my own. #homelandsecurity #emergencymanagement #nationalsecurity #publicsafety
Without saying a word tell me you're too busy being blackout drunk, getting your hair and makeup done, and committing war crimes to pay attention to the obvious... (actual photo)
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Without saying a word tell me you're too busy being blackout drunk, getting your hair and makeup done, and committing war crimes to pay attention to the obvious... (actual photo)
Another view of ICEholes being ICEholes. Hmm, those faces seem to be uncovered in these images...
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Another view of ICEholes being ICEholes. Hmm, those faces seem to be uncovered in these images...
Here's a view of ICEholes posing for photo op - normally masked while snatching Brown people off of streetcorners. Gee, it's almost like these fifth-rate buffoons never heard of OpSec. Anyway. Be a real shame if these images got shared widely across the Resist movement...
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Here's a view of ICEholes posing for photo op - normally masked while snatching Brown people off of streetcorners. Gee, it's almost like these fifth-rate buffoons never heard of OpSec. Anyway. Be a real shame if these images got shared widely across the Resist movement...
Here's another view of these ICEholes - normally masked while snatching Brown people off of streetcorners. Be a real shame if these images got shared widely within the Resist movement. Yep.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Here's another view of these ICEholes - normally masked while snatching Brown people off of streetcorners. Be a real shame if these images got shared widely within the Resist movement. Yep.
Caution: If you see this woman at your airport, hope it's merely a propaganda video. If dressed as a pilot, do anything possible to keep her out of the cockpit. Kosplay Kristi has long history of incompetent impersonation including governor and secretary of homeland security. None have gone well.
October 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Caution: If you see this woman at your airport, hope it's merely a propaganda video. If dressed as a pilot, do anything possible to keep her out of the cockpit. Kosplay Kristi has long history of incompetent impersonation including governor and secretary of homeland security. None have gone well.
Caution: If you see this woman at your airport, hope it's merely a propaganda video. If dressed as a pilot, do anything possible to keep her out of the cockpit. Kosplay Kristi has long history of incompetent impersonation including governor and secretary of homeland security. None have gone well.
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Caution: If you see this woman at your airport, hope it's merely a propaganda video. If dressed as a pilot, do anything possible to keep her out of the cockpit. Kosplay Kristi has long history of incompetent impersonation including governor and secretary of homeland security. None have gone well.
Here are federal 'agents' - many of them masked and carrying AR assault rifles - detaining a family in Millennium Park on Sept 28. The family was playing in a fountain in a public park. This is fascism, pure and simple.
September 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Here are federal 'agents' - many of them masked and carrying AR assault rifles - detaining a family in Millennium Park on Sept 28. The family was playing in a fountain in a public park. This is fascism, pure and simple.
At this hour, on the main branch of the Chicago River, 4 ICE boats idling back and forth burning your tax dollars.
September 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
At this hour, on the main branch of the Chicago River, 4 ICE boats idling back and forth burning your tax dollars.
Right now on the main branch of the Chicago River, 4 ICE boats are just idling back and forth. Pointless, small-dick energy on display. Your tax dollars being wasted. (And yes they are being heckled...)
September 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Right now on the main branch of the Chicago River, 4 ICE boats are just idling back and forth. Pointless, small-dick energy on display. Your tax dollars being wasted. (And yes they are being heckled...)
Also if you see one of those little ICEholes looking all sad and lonely, its because he left his Emotional Support Truck on a rooftop garage and forgot where he parked...
September 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Also if you see one of those little ICEholes looking all sad and lonely, its because he left his Emotional Support Truck on a rooftop garage and forgot where he parked...
Show me you are weak and stupid in one photo: ICE went and parked one of their Emotional Support Trucks on top deck of half-vacant parking garage. In Chicago, that 15-minute photo op will cost taxpayers $25 in parking fees. Morons.
September 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Show me you are weak and stupid in one photo: ICE went and parked one of their Emotional Support Trucks on top deck of half-vacant parking garage. In Chicago, that 15-minute photo op will cost taxpayers $25 in parking fees. Morons.
Saying this for the young and the young at heart: if your opponent disappears for 72 hours, don't embarrassingly go all dimwitted on social media. Get smart and plan for what comes next when they are *actually* gone. We need to do better, all.
August 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Saying this for the young and the young at heart: if your opponent disappears for 72 hours, don't embarrassingly go all dimwitted on social media. Get smart and plan for what comes next when they are *actually* gone. We need to do better, all.
Lost: one pair of kneepads, bearing US Presidential seal and slightly stained. May reek of cowardice and failure. Last seen on Anchorage airport tarmac. If found, please call White House at 202-456-1414 and ask for Donnie.
August 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Lost: one pair of kneepads, bearing US Presidential seal and slightly stained. May reek of cowardice and failure. Last seen on Anchorage airport tarmac. If found, please call White House at 202-456-1414 and ask for Donnie.
Caption: two early arrivals to the War Criminal Convention hang out on the tarmac waiting for Bibi's plane to land.
August 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Caption: two early arrivals to the War Criminal Convention hang out on the tarmac waiting for Bibi's plane to land.
Enjoy a photo of the most corrupt politician to ever run the country. (Take your pick - description applies to both of sh*tbags pictured.)
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Enjoy a photo of the most corrupt politician to ever run the country. (Take your pick - description applies to both of sh*tbags pictured.)
On a scale of 1-10, how blackout drunk was Whiskey Pete during this presser?
June 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
On a scale of 1-10, how blackout drunk was Whiskey Pete during this presser?
Ok, on a scale of 1-10, how blackout drunk was Whiskey Pete during today's press conference?
June 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ok, on a scale of 1-10, how blackout drunk was Whiskey Pete during today's press conference?
Dressing up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
June 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dressing up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
June 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
June 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
June 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
June 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
June 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Going to dress up that purified uranium that left Iranian sites days ago like Waldo, so that the utterly unqualified 22 year olds left in charge of our national security have a chance of finding it.
Upper Wacker Drive in Chicago, mid-march
June 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Upper Wacker Drive in Chicago, mid-march