Can we force World's Best Chocolate to change their name? Because it's objectively untrue.

I'll settle for a giant asterisk, just stop lying so egregiously.

#worldsbestchocolate #Imnotevensurethechocolatepartistrueeither

I forgot about Dre :(

Wondering why those old high school 'faces of meth' posters never got updated to 'faces of krokodil' for more modern scare tactics.

Frankenstein is the name of the Edgar Winter Group song, not the monster.

The fantasy as described in the classic song "Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy" is fucking lame. #badcompany #morelikebadwriting

Apparently my dumb joke was controversial? #beavisandbutthead #MTV #howawful

Currently pondering what would happen if Kiss from the Lick It Up video encountered Journey from the Separate Ways video. #hashtag

The song "Apt." Is a wonderful little narrative where a girl tells a guy 'I want to take you to my apartment and fuck you silly', but then the guy tells the girl 'actually, I want to take you to my apartment and fuck you silly', and the argument is left unresolved. #apateu #wow #whoa

Yeah good luck with this Nintendo. These were shelf warmers at $13. #Nintendo #amiibo #italiano

I prefer to call Carly Rae Jepsen "gravy", actually.

Baki the Grappler is if Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Fight Club had an extremely homoerotic baby.

Shouting into the void.