Matt Carney
@2011prius.bsky.social
writing, editing, things of that nature | @thepickupdotcom.bsky.social | subscribe here: thepickup.com/products
Kyle McLachlan is granted entry to Tulsa heaven for this
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Kyle McLachlan is granted entry to Tulsa heaven for this
Who showed Dub Uncut Gems in the offseason
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Who showed Dub Uncut Gems in the offseason
Me ever since I saw OBAA
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Me ever since I saw OBAA
Eternally funny to me that U2 has one guy named The Edge and another guy named Larry
October 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Eternally funny to me that U2 has one guy named The Edge and another guy named Larry
Still ☝️ in the National Basketball Association baby
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Still ☝️ in the National Basketball Association baby
oh no I let my brain have a moment of reflection and it came up with "that guy from that one Onion headline is what MJ Lenderman's 'She's Leaving You' is about"
September 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
oh no I let my brain have a moment of reflection and it came up with "that guy from that one Onion headline is what MJ Lenderman's 'She's Leaving You' is about"
Don’t know where my kids are right now and—frankly—not my problem!
August 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Don’t know where my kids are right now and—frankly—not my problem!
Ethan Hawke plays a Tulsa guy… this is even better than the time Leo DiCaprio depicted the stupidest man to ever come from Oklahoma in Killers of the Flower Moon
August 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ethan Hawke plays a Tulsa guy… this is even better than the time Leo DiCaprio depicted the stupidest man to ever come from Oklahoma in Killers of the Flower Moon
Alien: Earth dares to ask … what if she was a sci-fi protagonist
August 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Alien: Earth dares to ask … what if she was a sci-fi protagonist
Got my first Mood Brü last night in honor of this story — fancy soda will not replace my post-lawn need for an ice cold beer buts it’s nice in social situations
August 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Got my first Mood Brü last night in honor of this story — fancy soda will not replace my post-lawn need for an ice cold beer buts it’s nice in social situations
The thrift store gods have blessed me once again
August 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The thrift store gods have blessed me once again
Recent career highlight: I’ve been volunteering with the Prison Journalism Project to support the incarcerated journalists at Eddie Warrior in Taft, Oklahoma. They are some of the funniest people I’ve ever worked with. Thanks to Ellen Stackable and co. for having me out.
August 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Recent career highlight: I’ve been volunteering with the Prison Journalism Project to support the incarcerated journalists at Eddie Warrior in Taft, Oklahoma. They are some of the funniest people I’ve ever worked with. Thanks to Ellen Stackable and co. for having me out.
I never want to live anywhere but Oklahoma
August 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I never want to live anywhere but Oklahoma
Favorite response to my Tulsa King story by a country mile. Guy who was let down by Tulsa King. He has to be one in 50 million.
August 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Favorite response to my Tulsa King story by a country mile. Guy who was let down by Tulsa King. He has to be one in 50 million.
POV: you are pornography
August 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
POV: you are pornography
Coming tomorrow to a certain local blog near you…
July 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Coming tomorrow to a certain local blog near you…
Thank you Robert Caro for your great contribution to our society: researching LBJ’s life so thoroughly that one of your books about him would weigh enough for my son to secure his fort with it
July 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Thank you Robert Caro for your great contribution to our society: researching LBJ’s life so thoroughly that one of your books about him would weigh enough for my son to secure his fort with it
I mean, cmon nondoc.com/2025/07/25/b...
July 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I mean, cmon nondoc.com/2025/07/25/b...
I need to interview this folk hero
July 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I need to interview this folk hero
Post-Eddington mood board
July 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Post-Eddington mood board
