Had a nightmare my husband didn’t bat an eye when I ripped up our marriage license in an argument (idk what about). He’s the most emotional creature I know. I woke up with my chest physically hurting. I reached over to hug him and cry. He hugged back, told me to stop laughing…he had to be up early 😅

Just conjoured up three episodes about this woman and her pet crow in my head, I hate(thoroughly enjoy) when art does this to me.

Where are the honorary degenerates on this app? Like you’ve been through a lot of therapy to be palatable…

Ik there’s a loan or whatever but do you hoes really need that shit every month, I heard you got like a billion dollars

i personally don’t know shit about fuck

Anyone loving their Samsung flip phone? I’m so tired of apple bruh.