Call multiple people who you know, but not very well, who are not from/don’t live in the USA, and recite the pledge of allegiance.

I don’t know how many, but half were definitely done by me.

The bend in the straw is in the perfect spot to line up with her face and looks like she be doin a 😬 face

In Smash Bros 64, I believe you are required to use the stick to jump. In every Smash game, I have always used Up on the stick to jump, thanks to this.
However, in Nick Brawl, they don’t have that as an option, so the game felt almost unplayable.

is that wapeach

they’re dating

The Triforce of Angle.

Skoshy

Bayonetta.
I played it on the Wii U, didn't vibe with it, tried it again on Switch, and loved it. It is now one of my favorite series of all time.