Fictitious entities! Does he mean Mauritians? Aren't they little green men? If Swamp Thing hasn't heard of them, clearly they must not be real. #MauritiusIsntReal 😜

#trump, pretty sure they don't get to call it a "New York Stock Exchange" if it isn't in the state of New York. In Dallas, it would just be a sparkling finance-bro-fest. #nyse #txse

Trump turns the next page in his Quixotic tale. (Cartoon credit, Li Min/China Daily)