Screwface
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Never judge a book by it's color.
I may have 80 HDs
I may have 80 HDs
The lebron Lakers lose again.
May 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The lebron Lakers lose again.
2 wrongs make it white
April 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
2 wrongs make it white
It should be spelled "Invelope"
April 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It should be spelled "Invelope"
Real people don't have a lot of friends.
April 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Real people don't have a lot of friends.
Audio books don't count as reading.
March 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Audio books don't count as reading.
This generation would fail home school
March 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This generation would fail home school
The trash goes out more than I do.
February 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The trash goes out more than I do.
If I had to give this generation a rap name, it would be Young Shortbus
February 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If I had to give this generation a rap name, it would be Young Shortbus
It's not a Dad Bod, it's a father figure.
February 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It's not a Dad Bod, it's a father figure.
I don't pledge allegiance to flags.
February 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I don't pledge allegiance to flags.
There are no strings on me.
January 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There are no strings on me.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
January 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The second mouse gets the cheese.
Most men die at 27, We just bury them at 72.
January 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Most men die at 27, We just bury them at 72.
Guilty feet ain't got no rhythm
January 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Guilty feet ain't got no rhythm
King Kong died fighting for a white woman.
December 18, 2024 at 9:51 PM
King Kong died fighting for a white woman.
It's better to admit you walked through the wrong door than spend your life in the wrong room.
December 15, 2024 at 7:14 AM
It's better to admit you walked through the wrong door than spend your life in the wrong room.
Dillon Brooks is the Drake of the NBA
December 12, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Dillon Brooks is the Drake of the NBA
You don't make friends with salad.
December 10, 2024 at 1:04 AM
You don't make friends with salad.
They make sidewalks because the streets aren't meant for everyone.
December 6, 2024 at 11:20 PM
They make sidewalks because the streets aren't meant for everyone.
Shoes tell you a lot about a person
December 6, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Shoes tell you a lot about a person