Dear Rowling, go away forever.
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Non cis het white men who like using toilets without being abused

All in the past two hours. WTF?

The greatest intellectual strength a person can have, is to be actively exited and overjoyed at being wrong.
"Today I made a breakthrough!"

Or lie prostrate until whoever/whatever the problem is goes away.

So said nobody:
I would quite like to sleep inside a cooking apple pie, except I have no mouth.

The heat of the loft pushes it's air out your eves. It drags in denser air to replace it (house air). For maximum effect, open the lowest and most shaded window. If air con is not an option, consider awnings/shades for sun facing windows. If the radiation never came in, it can't convert to heat.

It's not Christmas yet Kermit. It's way too early for Christmas number one hits. What would your mate the Queen have said?

Castanets aren't that expensive