By Democrats, do you mean people who currently hold elected office or party jobs? Or do you just mean potential voters?

America can act beautiful.

Sorry, but this is really silly. They know perfectly well the Democrats will do no such thing.

this would definitely include a Who's On First pastiche

but this time with open bribes to the President!

Bless the Maker and His water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.

intellectual property is dumb, devils want to be free

"universal" specifically means "not means-tested". But yes, basic income good. Just give it to everyone and tax rich people enough to fund it, it's like the simplest calculation to make

Fun fact: the precedent set at our post-WWII tribunals is that the military officers responsible for carrying out the order to murder survivors, like Admiral Bradley and his underlings, are executed by firing squad, while the civilians who gave the orders, like Pete Hegseth, are sentenced to hang.

oh man now I need to train everybody at the office to say en-chchchchchinks

ugh, it's clearly en-ginks

gotta rinse it out with a splash of OJ