First smart thing you ever said

ow the edge

is that so piss boy

Too late. I pissed on myself. What are you gonna do about it? Ball harlot

also hello my 13 followers who some only follow because why not and others are probably bots. i am back and i am hitting dears with a aluminium baseball bat

this is what the slugs see when it rains

herobrine ass eyes

Fella's my balls dont work anymore

In the comic and show called "INVINCIBLE" theres this character called conquest who's a bad guy and when he sees the good guy for the first time he says "Stand ready for my arrival worm" in that pose
The name of the OC is worm so it is a joke that states that the OC shall stand ready for my arrival.

so your the one stealing the snake human hybrids from area 51

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