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I wished that I'd grow up and make my living as a writer. Thanks, monkey's paw.

Heavy lurking, light posting, righteous blocking. Oakland.
I made up a version of that myself when I started drinking, aware of my Irish family history:
1. Don’t drink alone.
2. Don’t drink sad/angry/upset.
3. Don’t drink anything you don’t like the taste of (i.e. for the buzz, or youthful peer pressure).
4. Don’t drink to get drunk. (Closely tied to 3.)
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I bought that Superman book for your art (without previously knowing your work) and I just finished Living Hell. (How was that title not taken before now?) GREAT book, novel premise, lovely art, surprising twists, excellent characters, complete story yet sets up a sequel. 5 stars & deep admiration.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I always thought it cheesy, too. Fatally so. Then they open that McCartney 321 series w/Rick Rubin by deconstructing this, of all possible songs, and by the end I loved it.
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Robocop: Peter Weller inches down a dark corridor. Guy in back: "Don't go down there! They gonna SHOOT you!"

Weller meets a long blast of deafening gunfire, shot so much his limbs are severed (iirc). Guns fall silent, dying body fills screen. Tense.

Same guy, deadpan: "Told ya."

Theater howled.
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
True, but I will roll those dice every time.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I saw the initial skeet and thought, I have to tell him about the book … then I saw who had reposted it into my feed. Great book that breathes fresh life into such ancient relics and long-lost cultures.
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yes. And the ridiculous thing is, it’s not even Stockholm Syndrome with the GOP. They’re prisoners of their stupid and deeply out-of-touch advisor class.
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This skeet is my spirit animal.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I love his work. Nearly all his single Archie issues from the 60s are on Hoopla. Every one is a joy. I discovered him because Jaime Hernandez cites him as an influence.
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I was not interested in the DJLA in its day. I think nothing could make me want to hunt it down more than getting to read that entire letter.

Also, that guy (reasonable assumption) is out there and probably 60ish. I wonder how he’s doing.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“Introducing Aqualung”?
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You are my hero. All I did was sit on the porch and hand out tiny candy bars. Like a sap.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’ve been doing the same with pics of my cats. I (they) have a range of moods.
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
That cover don’t lie.
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Trade came out last week, iirc. I devoured it.
September 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I bought the Assorted Crisis Events trade last week & loved it. Depth and range of writing, and art that is not only depicts the story, but enhances & elevates. Things like the mirrored layouts for the amazing “Hearth 2” parallel universe story are the kind of thing only comics can do.
September 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Good luck. Yeah, very confusing. Though I have yet to verify via primary source/reputable news org (such as may exist), it seems that having ever smoked is a qualifying condition for the covid shot. So I suddenly recall a collegiate dabbling in tobacco that I must've been repressing all these years.
August 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I really enjoyed Misfits of Magic, and I would buy the hell out of this. DC should beg for this. So I don't have to.
August 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I love me some Joe Staton art, especially that period. Stuff like this, and those Huntress backups ...
August 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hilarious. No woman should "submit to her husband," but to the case at hand: Swift is a self-made success at the absolute global pinnacle of her art & business. Who's even remotely qualified to boss that lady around? Yet the likes of Charlie Kirk think they're inherently superior by virtue of penis.
August 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“Politics = upvoting when your side posts sick burns, you killjoy.”
August 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM