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astrophile
@1au.bsky.social
theoretical astrophysics student (he/him)
i talk about stars and stuff✨
i sing sometimes too
there’s just too much math in the universe if you ask me
physicists: i come in peace
also physicists:
December 14, 2023 at 1:58 PM
December 8, 2023 at 7:20 PM
“oh you go to the gym? what’s your plank time?”

not long enough. 5.391247 × 10^-44 seconds is the limit
November 25, 2023 at 1:40 PM
society if physicists and philosophers agreed with each other
November 14, 2023 at 9:13 AM
a plant that helps you sleep well at night?
call that a glass of vine
November 9, 2023 at 7:13 PM
so crazy how friedmann gave the equations before we even knew that there were other galaxies beyond the milky way
November 5, 2023 at 1:59 PM
overleaf over leaf
November 3, 2023 at 8:24 AM
mathematicians and their obsession with leaving the proof as an exercise to the reader
November 3, 2023 at 7:40 AM
if you don’t see me at any halloween party today, it’s because i’m dressed as a neutrino
October 31, 2023 at 2:06 PM
all astrologers should pass an exam on differential quantum astrology
October 29, 2023 at 7:28 PM
what’s the easiest way to bring in pandas from china to your place?

just import them as pd
October 29, 2023 at 6:56 PM
things you can dress up as for halloween to scare the physicists
October 26, 2023 at 7:58 AM
a religion where you need to know linear algebra to enter heaven
October 21, 2023 at 3:38 PM
astro is at its best when you can ignore all the math and computation and just look at the stars instead
October 19, 2023 at 12:20 PM
i thought we were supposed to do the experiment with a closed box
schrödinger would be fuming
Oooooh, I’ve always dreamt of coming into possession of an original Anish Kapoor artwork, and one just showed up! ⚫️😻
October 18, 2023 at 9:35 AM
good books
October 16, 2023 at 1:46 PM
it’s funny how a topologist hasn’t written a book named donut recipes
October 9, 2023 at 4:34 PM
lagrange point L1 is actually a great name for a son
September 29, 2023 at 6:08 PM
the abstract the paper
September 29, 2023 at 6:54 AM
here are things you can buy to update your wardrobe for the fall:
September 28, 2023 at 11:58 AM
taylor swift should invest in muon colliders
September 28, 2023 at 6:33 AM
i take good pictures
September 25, 2023 at 9:31 AM
people accused women of witchcraft in the 1600s and it was just them doing differential calculus
September 20, 2023 at 6:58 AM
the two genders are frequentist and bayesian
September 20, 2023 at 6:21 AM
astronomers be like:
rate on a scale of -10 to 10
September 19, 2023 at 3:34 PM