astrophile
@1au.bsky.social
theoretical astrophysics student (he/him)
i talk about stars and stuff✨
i sing sometimes too
there’s just too much math in the universe if you ask me
i talk about stars and stuff✨
i sing sometimes too
there’s just too much math in the universe if you ask me
physicists: i come in peace
also physicists:
also physicists:
December 14, 2023 at 1:58 PM
physicists: i come in peace
also physicists:
also physicists:
“oh you go to the gym? what’s your plank time?”
not long enough. 5.391247 × 10^-44 seconds is the limit
not long enough. 5.391247 × 10^-44 seconds is the limit
November 25, 2023 at 1:40 PM
“oh you go to the gym? what’s your plank time?”
not long enough. 5.391247 × 10^-44 seconds is the limit
not long enough. 5.391247 × 10^-44 seconds is the limit
society if physicists and philosophers agreed with each other
November 14, 2023 at 9:13 AM
society if physicists and philosophers agreed with each other
a plant that helps you sleep well at night?
call that a glass of vine
call that a glass of vine
November 9, 2023 at 7:13 PM
a plant that helps you sleep well at night?
call that a glass of vine
call that a glass of vine
so crazy how friedmann gave the equations before we even knew that there were other galaxies beyond the milky way
November 5, 2023 at 1:59 PM
so crazy how friedmann gave the equations before we even knew that there were other galaxies beyond the milky way
mathematicians and their obsession with leaving the proof as an exercise to the reader
November 3, 2023 at 7:40 AM
mathematicians and their obsession with leaving the proof as an exercise to the reader
if you don’t see me at any halloween party today, it’s because i’m dressed as a neutrino
October 31, 2023 at 2:06 PM
if you don’t see me at any halloween party today, it’s because i’m dressed as a neutrino
all astrologers should pass an exam on differential quantum astrology
October 29, 2023 at 7:28 PM
all astrologers should pass an exam on differential quantum astrology
what’s the easiest way to bring in pandas from china to your place?
just import them as pd
just import them as pd
October 29, 2023 at 6:56 PM
what’s the easiest way to bring in pandas from china to your place?
just import them as pd
just import them as pd
things you can dress up as for halloween to scare the physicists
October 26, 2023 at 7:58 AM
things you can dress up as for halloween to scare the physicists
a religion where you need to know linear algebra to enter heaven
October 21, 2023 at 3:38 PM
a religion where you need to know linear algebra to enter heaven
astro is at its best when you can ignore all the math and computation and just look at the stars instead
October 19, 2023 at 12:20 PM
astro is at its best when you can ignore all the math and computation and just look at the stars instead
i thought we were supposed to do the experiment with a closed box
schrödinger would be fuming
schrödinger would be fuming
Oooooh, I’ve always dreamt of coming into possession of an original Anish Kapoor artwork, and one just showed up! ⚫️😻
October 18, 2023 at 9:35 AM
i thought we were supposed to do the experiment with a closed box
schrödinger would be fuming
schrödinger would be fuming
it’s funny how a topologist hasn’t written a book named donut recipes
October 9, 2023 at 4:34 PM
it’s funny how a topologist hasn’t written a book named donut recipes
lagrange point L1 is actually a great name for a son
September 29, 2023 at 6:08 PM
lagrange point L1 is actually a great name for a son
the abstract the paper
September 29, 2023 at 6:54 AM
the abstract the paper
here are things you can buy to update your wardrobe for the fall:
September 28, 2023 at 11:58 AM
here are things you can buy to update your wardrobe for the fall:
taylor swift should invest in muon colliders
September 28, 2023 at 6:33 AM
taylor swift should invest in muon colliders
people accused women of witchcraft in the 1600s and it was just them doing differential calculus
September 20, 2023 at 6:58 AM
people accused women of witchcraft in the 1600s and it was just them doing differential calculus
the two genders are frequentist and bayesian
September 20, 2023 at 6:21 AM
the two genders are frequentist and bayesian
astronomers be like:
rate on a scale of -10 to 10
rate on a scale of -10 to 10
September 19, 2023 at 3:34 PM
astronomers be like:
rate on a scale of -10 to 10
rate on a scale of -10 to 10