quick! Name one thing that happened in 2023! I got nothing

Thinking that Corey Koskie’s professional baseball career was where we left the last good portion of masculinity. Of course, he was Canadian

frankly, I'm not really a fan of all if it.

2018 is a lost year. No one has any memory of anything that occurred. The Red Sox won the World Series for Christ’s sake

Pretty sure if someone saw my internet history for today they would assume I am planning to start a gay labor union in Kansas, and, you know, that doesn’t seem half bad.

In essence, I think we can all agree that "Skip" Humphrey was not the optimal candidate for DFL primary voters to choose in the 1998 primary election for governor. Everyone focuses on Ventura winning, but Skip Humphrey was roundly outpaced by Norm Coleman as well.... Thanks Wikipedia.

Highlight reels featuring noted steroid user Roger Clemens often featured the frustrated reaction of Minnesota Twins outfielder "Chad Allen" trying to break his bat over his leg after swinging through a particularly tough pitch from the "rocket."

Or so I remember.

the number one sex machine in the history of sports

These things make me feel more safe than 100 assault rifle fifteens combined

No one has ever appreciated a "situation" or "encounter" as well as canadian sociologist Erving Goffman. This of which we can be sure

You can fit two, maybe even three clowns in this bad boy. A real workhorse for clowning.

Modernity peaked with this guy

AHHHHH the French

only decent gay representation I had growing up.

lik dis if u cry evertim