1-900-HOTDOG
@1900hotdog.bsky.social
Actual humans writing actual human comedy at www.patreon.com/1900hotdog
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While I am not doing a sale on this side of the house this year, I do encourage people who wanna support me to grab one of my designs off of @1900hotdog.bsky.social. I like to think they're what Jesus would wear, if he wore clothes 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/hot-...
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
While I am not doing a sale on this side of the house this year, I do encourage people who wanna support me to grab one of my designs off of @1900hotdog.bsky.social. I like to think they're what Jesus would wear, if he wore clothes 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/hot-...
@seanbaby.bsky.social is pretty mad at some A-Team Action Activity books, and he's not afraid to tell you about it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social is pretty mad at some A-Team Action Activity books, and he's not afraid to tell you about it. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
We're discussing Warrior Of The Wasteland this week in the DoggzZone. #podcast #podcastclip #lol #funny #podcastclips #fypシ #weird #1900hotdog
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We're discussing Warrior Of The Wasteland this week in the DoggzZone. #podcast #podcastclip #lol #funny #podcastclips #fypシ #weird #1900hotdog
Do...do you want to see horny cartoon characters do the Olympics? Too bad that's what @mikedrucker.bsky.social brought us today. It's a Nerding day but, like, a horny one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Do...do you want to see horny cartoon characters do the Olympics? Too bad that's what @mikedrucker.bsky.social brought us today. It's a Nerding day but, like, a horny one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
IDK why we labeled this as a Fucking Day? It's just
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social talking about a man showing off adorable baby chicks on TikTok. Hmmm, guess we must be missing something? Anyway, we made this completely innocent article FREE!! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social talking about a man showing off adorable baby chicks on TikTok. Hmmm, guess we must be missing something? Anyway, we made this completely innocent article FREE!! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
IDK why we labeled this as a Fucking Day? It's just
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social talking about a man showing off adorable baby chicks on TikTok. Hmmm, guess we must be missing something? Anyway, we made this completely innocent article FREE!! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social talking about a man showing off adorable baby chicks on TikTok. Hmmm, guess we must be missing something? Anyway, we made this completely innocent article FREE!! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
Here's the link to our animated YouTube podcast featuring @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, @vhuspodcast.bsky.social host Dirk Marshall, and a gay barbarian death cult. youtu.be/BZYtBYpVeBs
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 254, Warriors Of The Wasteland with Dirk Marshall
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November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Here's the link to our animated YouTube podcast featuring @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, @vhuspodcast.bsky.social host Dirk Marshall, and a gay barbarian death cult. youtu.be/BZYtBYpVeBs
Two words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson. Join @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social for @vhuspodcast.bsky.social host Dirk Marshall's origin story. on.soundcloud.com/N9CAs3S60svM...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 254, Warriors Of The Wasteland with Dirk Marshall
Two words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.
Dirk Marshall's origin story is 1983's
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November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Two words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson. Join @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social for @vhuspodcast.bsky.social host Dirk Marshall's origin story. on.soundcloud.com/N9CAs3S60svM...
I don't know how @seemoreevil.bsky.social got access to this weeks VHS because it's supposed to be For Girls Only No Boys Allowed. We made it FREE for all genders. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/upse...
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I don't know how @seemoreevil.bsky.social got access to this weeks VHS because it's supposed to be For Girls Only No Boys Allowed. We made it FREE for all genders. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/upse...
@youknowlydia.bsky.social is writing about The Kool-Aid Man again. Uh oh/Oh Yeah. What adventures will he get up to this time, and will they involve his stepsister? No, pervert, why would you ask that? 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
Nerding Day: The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
@youknowlydia.bsky.social is writing about The Kool-Aid Man again. Uh oh/Oh Yeah. What adventures will he get up to this time, and will they involve his stepsister? No, pervert, why would you ask that? 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
You can also watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social discuss how badly the AIMS team is losing to the Cherokee Death Cat on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/TT8QN9K81Xc
BIGFEETS Episode 59 - AIMS vs The Cherokee Death Cat
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November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You can also watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social discuss how badly the AIMS team is losing to the Cherokee Death Cat on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/TT8QN9K81Xc
Hey everybody, @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social are going to watch the AIMS team get beaten up by The Cherokee Death Cat again! That must mean it's a Bigfeets Monday! on.soundcloud.com/NmguJiTczvYc...
BIGFEETS Episode 59 - AIMS vs The Cherokee Death Cat
The AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they're all preten
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November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hey everybody, @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social are going to watch the AIMS team get beaten up by The Cherokee Death Cat again! That must mean it's a Bigfeets Monday! on.soundcloud.com/NmguJiTczvYc...
@seanbaby.bsky.social found a children's book called The Little Republican. It explains Republican ideals to kids. Things like helping the poor is bad, actually, and we should feed children green oven mitts. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social found a children's book called The Little Republican. It explains Republican ideals to kids. Things like helping the poor is bad, actually, and we should feed children green oven mitts. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
We're helping @alexschmidty.bsky.social process a major betrayal in his life! Everyone remembers the first time they were scorned by their public library. Please enjoy Alex's local library's top search result for CERN. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/upse...
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We're helping @alexschmidty.bsky.social process a major betrayal in his life! Everyone remembers the first time they were scorned by their public library. Please enjoy Alex's local library's top search result for CERN. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/upse...
Today, beloved local maniac Sissyneck brings us lucid dreaming, Joe Rogan, pills, and Russell Brand. That can't be good. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Today, beloved local maniac Sissyneck brings us lucid dreaming, Joe Rogan, pills, and Russell Brand. That can't be good. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
You can also watch our most controversial podcast ever on our YouTube channel. Warning: the presence of a hamburger may have angered the DoggzZone podcast. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-tq...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin
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November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You can also watch our most controversial podcast ever on our YouTube channel. Warning: the presence of a hamburger may have angered the DoggzZone podcast. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-tq...
We've got @jasonkpargin.bsky.social's Hotdog origin story this week. Of course, it's about a hamburger. Hosts @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social were still willing to let it on the show after much controversy. on.soundcloud.com/9vgskXNWWphq...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin
Jason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger with a side of racism, an icey glass of sexual assualt and a garnish of songs that are maybe some of the best ever written.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We've got @jasonkpargin.bsky.social's Hotdog origin story this week. Of course, it's about a hamburger. Hosts @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social were still willing to let it on the show after much controversy. on.soundcloud.com/9vgskXNWWphq...
Silver grows stronger than ever, as @seemoreevil.bsky.social covers her spells for love. It must be good because it's been reprinted three times. That's always a sign of quality, right? Right? 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Silver grows stronger than ever, as @seemoreevil.bsky.social covers her spells for love. It must be good because it's been reprinted three times. That's always a sign of quality, right? Right? 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/fuck...
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If reading this article does not make you sign up for a community college welding course and subscribe to 1900hotdog then you have already fallen down and spit up a tiny amount of blood.
@youknowlydia.bsky.social's longest ever article drops today. It's got romance, capes, fire dragons, duels for body parts, and a lot of welding. I mean, there's so much welding. There's foot welding! It's TikTok's Emperor of Welding, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If reading this article does not make you sign up for a community college welding course and subscribe to 1900hotdog then you have already fallen down and spit up a tiny amount of blood.
@youknowlydia.bsky.social's longest ever article drops today. It's got romance, capes, fire dragons, duels for body parts, and a lot of welding. I mean, there's so much welding. There's foot welding! It's TikTok's Emperor of Welding, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@youknowlydia.bsky.social's longest ever article drops today. It's got romance, capes, fire dragons, duels for body parts, and a lot of welding. I mean, there's so much welding. There's foot welding! It's TikTok's Emperor of Welding, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
In the vault this week we've got exclusive Squatch Body shirts for Hillbilly puzzle masters fans.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In the vault this week we've got exclusive Squatch Body shirts for Hillbilly puzzle masters fans.
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It seems like @seanbaby.bsky.social had a lot of fun writing his article this week, which makes me a little CONCERNED. He's taking us through the Kickzone franchise in chronological viewing order. My favorite is obviously number 8 Kick7one: Lady Kickzone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/punc...
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It seems like @seanbaby.bsky.social had a lot of fun writing his article this week, which makes me a little CONCERNED. He's taking us through the Kickzone franchise in chronological viewing order. My favorite is obviously number 8 Kick7one: Lady Kickzone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/punc...
We've been promised the horniest, most Mormon Doom yet by @startthemachine.bsky.social , but can Doom Infernal Sky possibly live up to the hype? You can easily find out because this article is FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We've been promised the horniest, most Mormon Doom yet by @startthemachine.bsky.social , but can Doom Infernal Sky possibly live up to the hype? You can easily find out because this article is FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
Bill O'Reilly won't stop writing children's books, and @brendanmcginley.bsky.social can't stop writing about them. We've got more O'Reilly Factor for kids for you. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Bill O'Reilly won't stop writing children's books, and @brendanmcginley.bsky.social can't stop writing about them. We've got more O'Reilly Factor for kids for you. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
If you check out our YouTube channel, you might see Pierce Brosnan this week! He's not on it, but who knows anything is possible in the mystical realm of our YouTube podcast. @alexschmidty.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social will be there, though. youtu.be/hK40p3dKj2w
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt
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November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you check out our YouTube channel, you might see Pierce Brosnan this week! He's not on it, but who knows anything is possible in the mystical realm of our YouTube podcast. @alexschmidty.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social will be there, though. youtu.be/hK40p3dKj2w
It's our handsomest Hotdog origin story to date as @alexschmidty.bsky.social joins @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social to discuss his love for Pierce Brosnan. on.soundcloud.com/IzP3HxfuoDlv...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt
Pierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don't worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome origin story of any guest!
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November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's our handsomest Hotdog origin story to date as @alexschmidty.bsky.social joins @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social to discuss his love for Pierce Brosnan. on.soundcloud.com/IzP3HxfuoDlv...