I love this, Nev.

Only one question: does it still work if you're Rupert Lowe?

Wow, very nice. Who owns the naming rights to that place?

Hah. True. Anyway, enjoy Isak next season... and we'll enjoy Saka 😆

Edited. He literally said "no" in the original 😂

He wants to win trophies. So will probably stay

It's a nice story for you but Isak is on record saying Henry wasn't someone he followed closely 😬 Don't be offended. He's probably just too young to remember Arsenal winning leagues, etc.

In all seriousness, he's a Newcastle fan and would be great backup for Murphy.

😂👍🏻

He wants #nufc.

Don't tell Souness.

Great reading for a Newcastle fan. Cheers!

Thanks. I know they will say the trial is free.

It's technically very close to the line and, IMHO, ethically over the line.

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Was pleased to notice you over here. Yeah, can only hope those two manage to destroy themselves in the process of destroying everything else.

'Disgusting from Pope'

There's your headline.

The Glazers have achieved what seemed impossible in finding partners that are (a) worse at football operations than they are and (b) tighter than they are. It's brilliant. #MUFC

Those were the days. Better to have loved and lost, and all that.

Still, big point at Everton for you! 👍

High ceiling but low floor, is the perfect way to describe it.