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Certified Hoe burner
@1800burnahoe.bsky.social
I scared the hoes so much they started burning... someone please love me
🏳️‍🌈 Queer mess
👧🏾 barely legal adult
👩🏾‍💻 internet hermit
I CANT BELIEVE I FOUND OUT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS DEAD FROM THE COMMENT SECTION OF AN ASMR VIDEO 😭😭😭
April 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
as the authority on fashion the 🚬 never look like they're going to the same event #popsky
Lorde, Billie Eilish, Charli xcx and Troye Sivan stun at #Coachella.
April 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Gotham CPS should be investigated for allowing Batman to adopt all them damn kids #comics
April 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
it feels sooooo fucking funny to have everyone on timeline screaming about the tik tok ban and then opening tik tok immediately after
January 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
ok like bad take or whatever but wooooooow people invent new ways to spell simple names everyday huh?
January 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
hot take but drow are the black people of dnd
January 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
started watching severance and I knew that milchick nigga was a villain from his hair alone
#filmsky #series
January 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm going to take this moment to remind Americans to get their head out their fucking asses and tell them that the world does not revolve around you
January 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I think about the fact the us government can see me reading a 200k smut filled lesbian fanfic at least once a day
January 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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“Christopher Nolan will make the plot of The Odyssey comprehensible to people who haven’t read it.” Sir, have you ever seen a Christopher Nolan movie
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
if you ban tik tok the who's videos are going to play on top of the subway surfers us congress?!?!
a woman with purple hair and a mohawk says in the sense that - you know what i mean ? like .
ALT: a woman with purple hair and a mohawk says in the sense that - you know what i mean ? like .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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Roommate "What are you watching?"
Me *sigh* "a video essay on the cinematic trend of mega city representation starting in the 80s with movies like Blade Runner and Brazil and continuing with the Batman movies, The Crow and The Shadow."
Roommate "you watch weird ass shit."
December 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
someone needs to locate Ro Nordmann and give them an award they did more for the hunger games fanfic community than Gale being an asshole
December 22, 2024 at 12:56 AM
if I see another post about that it's a me-a Mario twink imma have to take matters into my own g̶u̶n̶ hands
December 22, 2024 at 12:08 AM
imma start commiting crimes with my glasses off cause if it works for Clark Kent it will work for me
December 21, 2024 at 11:31 PM