Currently playing: Monkey Puncher

Current mood: Training Monkey

They are.

Achievement unlocked!

This is easily the negative review that makes me feel the best about myself I've ever received.

Anyone who puts a hundred hours into a game I make and likes my writing is a friend of mine!

Also, I've never been overrated before, which is also a real honor.

I love this.

The next time someone asks you how Link carries all his gear, you show them this.

He carries. The gear. He caries it. Link. Carries. His. Gear. And looks damn good doing it.

I love how the first page is AI, then an add. Then a promoted link! And useful searches often don't even THINK about popping up until the second page!

Attached painting is called Isle of the Dead. I am doing so for no reason.

You can now purchase Yolk Heroes on android phones, and should!

The Promo Fairy is ready to take your money and give it to the Fairy Queen so she can get all the Moon Sugar she desires.

play.google.com/store/apps/d...

If you have any friends make them play it? Please?

I hope everyone stays safe. Know I love you all.

Eye patches are cool. We should all wear one.

Can I go back to being a baby again?

Sure, but that's how you get this...

Which probably would be a step up, so solid move.

It's a holiday season miracle! Yolk Heroes has achieved Overwhelmingly Positive on steam!

Fairy Queen bless us, everyone.

store.steampowered.com/app/2417850/...

My sister just sent me this!

I think that means my game is good?

As my amazing game Yolk Heroes had a mobile release recently I was google searching its name and...

I guess Yolk Heroes comes with Free Delivery now? O.o

Check out Yolk Heroes, now on Mobile with... free delivery?

iOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/yolk-...

Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d...

#wtf

Yolk Heroes: A Long Tamago!!! It's out now on iOS right now!!!

apps.apple.com/us/app/yolk-...

However, Android is still waiting for Google to give it the thumbs up, pre register and be neato! Sorry it isn't ready yet.

Android (pre-reg): play.google.com/store/apps/d...

We having a bunch of cool stuff on the 28th! As best I can as a small creator in a big world. Look at this slick promo art to see what cool things there are.

pre-reg (iOS): apps.apple.com/us/app/yolk-...

pre-reg (Android): play.google.com/store/apps/d...