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Someone put the full stop in the wrong place. I think they meant to put it behind the word God not before it
January 21, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Someone put the full stop in the wrong place. I think they meant to put it behind the word God not before it
Looks like the Peace Council will be the same people that’ll turn up for his funeral
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Looks like the Peace Council will be the same people that’ll turn up for his funeral
How many US Presidents have had their citizens throw a party on their death rather than mourn his passing?
January 21, 2026 at 10:53 AM
How many US Presidents have had their citizens throw a party on their death rather than mourn his passing?
His parents put in a claim for a killed in action payment, as did his 4 wives
January 20, 2026 at 5:48 PM
His parents put in a claim for a killed in action payment, as did his 4 wives
Can’t wait to see the reviews of you new film, taking over from Leslie Knealson is a big job 😉
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Can’t wait to see the reviews of you new film, taking over from Leslie Knealson is a big job 😉
For Farage to get into Power he needs to distance himself from Trump, Putin and the like
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 AM
For Farage to get into Power he needs to distance himself from Trump, Putin and the like
I’d like to see a Country’s leader come out and say “I’m just going to ignore what he says” that’ll hurt him more than any tariff
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I’d like to see a Country’s leader come out and say “I’m just going to ignore what he says” that’ll hurt him more than any tariff
He’d like that, think of the money he’d save and not have to worry about defending Europe anymore “They don’t want us” and Putin would be giving it large as well
January 19, 2026 at 12:41 PM
He’d like that, think of the money he’d save and not have to worry about defending Europe anymore “They don’t want us” and Putin would be giving it large as well
Now to see Canada invite the Chinese military in to practice joint military exercises, that’d be fun 😂
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Now to see Canada invite the Chinese military in to practice joint military exercises, that’d be fun 😂
Players playing in positions and a system they’ve been playing since they were 10 and a kick up the arse makes a difference
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Players playing in positions and a system they’ve been playing since they were 10 and a kick up the arse makes a difference
Once they’ve rearmed, restocked their cannon fodder and learnt from 4 years of experience they’ll go again somewhere, and they won’t get stopped on the road in by farmers and old ladies next time
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Once they’ve rearmed, restocked their cannon fodder and learnt from 4 years of experience they’ll go again somewhere, and they won’t get stopped on the road in by farmers and old ladies next time
Denmark and Greenland should start negotiations, drag it out for years Russia style, he’ll be gone before it’s sorted out
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Denmark and Greenland should start negotiations, drag it out for years Russia style, he’ll be gone before it’s sorted out
I have a bronze and silver swimming certificate I’d like to swop for an OBE if anyone’s interested?
January 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I have a bronze and silver swimming certificate I’d like to swop for an OBE if anyone’s interested?
So expect to be linked with anyone with a left foot
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 AM
So expect to be linked with anyone with a left foot
I’m embarrassed and I’m not even a Yank
January 16, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I’m embarrassed and I’m not even a Yank
I read somewhere that Kim Jong-Un played a round of golf in 18 shots, expect to see someone claim to do it in 17 and demand to be presented with a green jacket and claret jug
January 16, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I read somewhere that Kim Jong-Un played a round of golf in 18 shots, expect to see someone claim to do it in 17 and demand to be presented with a green jacket and claret jug
His best chance is 443
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 AM
His best chance is 443
So next will be a Masters green jacket to prove he’s the greatest golfer ever
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 AM
So next will be a Masters green jacket to prove he’s the greatest golfer ever
I guess it should be recalled and given to the next in line
January 16, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I guess it should be recalled and given to the next in line
So I announce, me, my wife, my kids and my cabinet, we will soon announce the first surprise winner 🥇 👍
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
So I announce, me, my wife, my kids and my cabinet, we will soon announce the first surprise winner 🥇 👍
If we play 443 we’ve a chance of 15 points
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM
If we play 443 we’ve a chance of 15 points
“Maybe if they all kill each other we’d go in and help run the oil industry for them and maybe the Nuclear plants”
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
“Maybe if they all kill each other we’d go in and help run the oil industry for them and maybe the Nuclear plants”
As good as that is thats not even half a stadium for one match
January 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
As good as that is thats not even half a stadium for one match