V for Velveeta
@11foot8.bsky.social
i just chopped it up with the clauses
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i just chopped it up with the clauses
i love my salem girl
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i love my salem girl
if old mcdonald had a farm and was really horny
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if old mcdonald had a farm and was really horny
when i go blind the first thing i’m doin is shrooms
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
when i go blind the first thing i’m doin is shrooms
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I FUCKING LOVE FALLL
October 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I FUCKING LOVE FALLL
more mr nice guy 😀
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
more mr nice guy 😀
he who smelt the evil hath dealt the evil
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
he who smelt the evil hath dealt the evil
fighting for your life in the work bathroom is the worst vibe
October 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
fighting for your life in the work bathroom is the worst vibe
normalize being this ashamed of your big goofy ass antenna
August 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
normalize being this ashamed of your big goofy ass antenna
ralph nader ginsburg
July 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
ralph nader ginsburg
wake up
July 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
wake up
pov you just opened a can (they don’t know it’s whoopass)
July 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
pov you just opened a can (they don’t know it’s whoopass)
commute was brutal this morning
May 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
commute was brutal this morning
fuck it
wisconsin pop tart
wisconsin pop tart
April 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
fuck it
wisconsin pop tart
wisconsin pop tart
mcdonald’s oatmeal……..
March 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
mcdonald’s oatmeal……..
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yes sir yes sir! i know that's right
February 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
yes sir yes sir! i know that's right
hopped on the computer to play gta v & ended up playing 2 hours of this bullshit
February 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
hopped on the computer to play gta v & ended up playing 2 hours of this bullshit
gotta poo so bad…i’m bout to mark that ass brownly
February 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
gotta poo so bad…i’m bout to mark that ass brownly
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i finally have an apple pencil which means i can use procreate which means i drew this cartoon version of von (without glasses because i’m not ready for that)
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i finally have an apple pencil which means i can use procreate which means i drew this cartoon version of von (without glasses because i’m not ready for that)
who up jimmying they john
January 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
who up jimmying they john
4 am: wake up to roof leaking on me in the exact spot where it was “repaired” 3 months ago
8 am: wake up to crackhead trying and failing to steal our giant 80 pound porch chair
fuck you too 2024 we won’t miss you bro
8 am: wake up to crackhead trying and failing to steal our giant 80 pound porch chair
fuck you too 2024 we won’t miss you bro
December 29, 2024 at 1:18 PM
4 am: wake up to roof leaking on me in the exact spot where it was “repaired” 3 months ago
8 am: wake up to crackhead trying and failing to steal our giant 80 pound porch chair
fuck you too 2024 we won’t miss you bro
8 am: wake up to crackhead trying and failing to steal our giant 80 pound porch chair
fuck you too 2024 we won’t miss you bro
real recognize real
December 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
real recognize real
where can i buy a full pallet of tissues bro this sinus infection done turned my bigass head into a 5-gallon snot dispenser
December 1, 2024 at 3:20 PM
where can i buy a full pallet of tissues bro this sinus infection done turned my bigass head into a 5-gallon snot dispenser
The Physics That Doomed Me to Return My Rental Car with an Empty Gas Tank
November 23, 2024 at 2:11 PM
The Physics That Doomed Me to Return My Rental Car with an Empty Gas Tank