Studly Elasticwaistpants
@11-bravo.bsky.social
Due to age I have had to change my display name. I hope I am still seen as 'Cool as a moose'.
Would C-4 be helpful?.
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Would C-4 be helpful?.
Would C-4 be helpful?.
January 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Would C-4 be helpful?.
"No Horses".
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"No Horses".
I'm hungry and I got a fork and a sudden desire to de-stabilize!.
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I'm hungry and I got a fork and a sudden desire to de-stabilize!.
And we expect to see changes in the US. Hopefully this will involve watching your face spin around in the toilet bowl before the Great Flushie-Poo.
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
And we expect to see changes in the US. Hopefully this will involve watching your face spin around in the toilet bowl before the Great Flushie-Poo.
Reposted by Studly Elasticwaistpants
He looks like the ship is sinking and he doesn't know what to do? That's what happens when you sell your soul to the devil! It's not going to end well for Rubio.
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
He looks like the ship is sinking and he doesn't know what to do? That's what happens when you sell your soul to the devil! It's not going to end well for Rubio.
If those eyes started blinking any faster he'd be airborne.
January 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
If those eyes started blinking any faster he'd be airborne.
DOG (hold up to mirror)
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
DOG (hold up to mirror)
OH MY GOD! Are we going to have to send the SEAVIEW out again?.
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
OH MY GOD! Are we going to have to send the SEAVIEW out again?.
I did too while listening to General Yak-Yak Drone-on.
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I did too while listening to General Yak-Yak Drone-on.
Oh Great! Then she'll pee and the sea will turn red and everyone will know it's her and they'll point and giggle and her goons will round up everyone who pointed and giggled and I can't go swimming 'cause the water's red. Bitch!.
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Oh Great! Then she'll pee and the sea will turn red and everyone will know it's her and they'll point and giggle and her goons will round up everyone who pointed and giggled and I can't go swimming 'cause the water's red. Bitch!.
Could we get a strongly worded resignation.?
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Could we get a strongly worded resignation.?
You don't look like a cigarette.
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
You don't look like a cigarette.
Am I the first one to make Sober Herring jokes?. I hope so because it will make me feel special.
January 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Am I the first one to make Sober Herring jokes?. I hope so because it will make me feel special.
Are you related to my high school English teacher?.
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Are you related to my high school English teacher?.
Getting closer to the steps leading down to the Bunker.
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Getting closer to the steps leading down to the Bunker.
Because they want to be paid the same?
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Because they want to be paid the same?
A beautiful metaphorical representation of why you SHOULD NOT drink a whole bottle of Milk of Magnesia.
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 PM
A beautiful metaphorical representation of why you SHOULD NOT drink a whole bottle of Milk of Magnesia.
DAILY BUZZ(am edition): This just in!. Sheila Scott carried off by a swarm of bees who had become miffed at her just sitting there staring at them.
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
DAILY BUZZ(am edition): This just in!. Sheila Scott carried off by a swarm of bees who had become miffed at her just sitting there staring at them.
Nice!. Thanks for the deep breath.
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Nice!. Thanks for the deep breath.
Oh hell lets' do Attorney Grand Admiral.
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Oh hell lets' do Attorney Grand Admiral.
Does that come as an Abwithsomeone?
January 2, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Does that come as an Abwithsomeone?
We must perform a ROTATCID!!
January 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
We must perform a ROTATCID!!
Would having Trump's funeral at the Kennedy Center bring back the laughter, cheering, and standing ovations that building so richly deserves?.
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Would having Trump's funeral at the Kennedy Center bring back the laughter, cheering, and standing ovations that building so richly deserves?.
I ended a night at Hooters with a P.
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I ended a night at Hooters with a P.