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an appropriate shirt for today, followed by a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch. etc.
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
an appropriate shirt for today, followed by a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch. etc.
correcting a blind spot. now watching!
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
correcting a blind spot. now watching!
October 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
how could i charge full price for the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year??
oh by the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses!
oh by the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses!
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
how could i charge full price for the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year??
oh by the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses!
oh by the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses!
tubi autoplayed the burbs after the game. a flawfree streaming service. now watching one of my favourite saturday afternoon WPIX movies.
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
tubi autoplayed the burbs after the game. a flawfree streaming service. now watching one of my favourite saturday afternoon WPIX movies.
now watching. seems apt.
October 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
now watching. seems apt.
tonite’s Woman Meal is a costco hotdog, scallion pancake & peppers sautéed in a little bacon fat with fresh ginger. made a sauce out of white miso paste, japanese BBQ sauce, red white & black pepper, & a dash of mayo with the juice/zest of half a lime. DIVINE
bonus tits.
bonus tits.
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
tonite’s Woman Meal is a costco hotdog, scallion pancake & peppers sautéed in a little bacon fat with fresh ginger. made a sauce out of white miso paste, japanese BBQ sauce, red white & black pepper, & a dash of mayo with the juice/zest of half a lime. DIVINE
bonus tits.
bonus tits.
the marketing for les misérables is fucked up!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the marketing for les misérables is fucked up!!!!!
now watching. haven’t seen this since it came out and all i remember is jude law hangs dong and PSH is hot.
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
now watching. haven’t seen this since it came out and all i remember is jude law hangs dong and PSH is hot.
now watching.
the genre is and will always be, when she is present, “cameron diaz is the hottest woman alive now and forever”, amen.
the genre is and will always be, when she is present, “cameron diaz is the hottest woman alive now and forever”, amen.
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
now watching.
the genre is and will always be, when she is present, “cameron diaz is the hottest woman alive now and forever”, amen.
the genre is and will always be, when she is present, “cameron diaz is the hottest woman alive now and forever”, amen.
if you’re wondering what your Local Hot Woman is up to after her shift at the dungeon and several martinis watching the dodgers win.
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
if you’re wondering what your Local Hot Woman is up to after her shift at the dungeon and several martinis watching the dodgers win.
happy harper’s ferry day to all who celebrate!
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
happy harper’s ferry day to all who celebrate!
now watching. haven’t seen this since i was a kid.
October 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
now watching. haven’t seen this since i was a kid.
twitter ads are getting more bizarre and esoteric by the day.
October 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
twitter ads are getting more bizarre and esoteric by the day.
good morning, trash roses.
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
good morning, trash roses.
deeply need this achewood product to be real.
October 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
deeply need this achewood product to be real.
y’all watch the john candy documentary yet?? loved it. just wonderful.
October 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
y’all watch the john candy documentary yet?? loved it. just wonderful.
