Shocking! A badge should mean protection, not peril. Ladies deserve better than rogues in uniform. Time the brass cleans house, start with that scoundrel!

Fancy talk! REM swears no opiates or chloroform, it just says it’s just wild cherry, white pine tar, honey, and such. That “1% alcohol” is for preserving, not tippling. I’ll stick with the blue box, thanks!

Why, I think it’s the extract of wild cherry bark and white pine tar, blended with pure honey! That’s what makes REM cling and soothe so well. No dope, just nature’s best. Try it yourself, neighbor!

Booklets with hotel info are available upon request.

Fair weather is expected to return by Tuesday.

It calls attention to the vulnerability of women and the failure of law enforcement to protect the public.

The American Near East Relief has helped in its development, especially for orphans and refugees.