Jester
@10000beesinthemail.bsky.social
I hope you don’t just see me as a freak on the internet, but a freak in your heart as well🫶
The most I’ve ever upset someone by accident was when I told my coworker he looks like he plays golf, which he DOES so I was RIGHT, anyway my point is it wasn’t meant to be an insult but I keep that one in the chamber now in case I need to upset a man
April 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The most I’ve ever upset someone by accident was when I told my coworker he looks like he plays golf, which he DOES so I was RIGHT, anyway my point is it wasn’t meant to be an insult but I keep that one in the chamber now in case I need to upset a man
Today being the start of pollen season in North Carolina only for the low tomorrow to be 36 feels like a terrible betrayal😭 I HAVE TO BE COLD AND YELLOW? AT THE SAME TIME???? FUCK OFFFFFF
March 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Today being the start of pollen season in North Carolina only for the low tomorrow to be 36 feels like a terrible betrayal😭 I HAVE TO BE COLD AND YELLOW? AT THE SAME TIME???? FUCK OFFFFFF
Serving size prepare to be IGNORED‼️💥💥💥
March 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Serving size prepare to be IGNORED‼️💥💥💥
I SAW HIM TWICE TODAY
March 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I SAW HIM TWICE TODAY
The elusive cowboy bard has yet to make his weekly appearance, I’m scared he may not show up this week
March 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The elusive cowboy bard has yet to make his weekly appearance, I’m scared he may not show up this week
They all know I’m the baddest bitch in this Walmart but they don’t know how bad my tummy hurts, because I’m being so brave about it
March 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
They all know I’m the baddest bitch in this Walmart but they don’t know how bad my tummy hurts, because I’m being so brave about it
“Can we go to Starbucks?” Starbucks? You want to go to STARBUCKS? You come into my space, you breathe my air, you look me DEAD IN MY EYES, and you ask me to CHEAT ON MY LOCAL COFFEE SHOP???? Get the fuck out.
February 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Can we go to Starbucks?” Starbucks? You want to go to STARBUCKS? You come into my space, you breathe my air, you look me DEAD IN MY EYES, and you ask me to CHEAT ON MY LOCAL COFFEE SHOP???? Get the fuck out.
She honk on my goose til I’m silly
February 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
She honk on my goose til I’m silly
Sleep is important for a number of reasons but the main one is that mine got interrupted and now I’m not opposed to committing violent crimes for the smallest of reasons
January 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sleep is important for a number of reasons but the main one is that mine got interrupted and now I’m not opposed to committing violent crimes for the smallest of reasons
REAL POWDER SNOW. REAL POWDER SNOW EVERYONE IT’S REAL‼️‼️ SNOW‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORYYYY TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE IT’S SNOWING IN NORTH CAROLINA AND IT’S NOT ONE INCH OF STRAIGHT ICE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
January 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
REAL POWDER SNOW. REAL POWDER SNOW EVERYONE IT’S REAL‼️‼️ SNOW‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORYYYY TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE IT’S SNOWING IN NORTH CAROLINA AND IT’S NOT ONE INCH OF STRAIGHT ICE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
WE ARE SO BACK????? …..suspiciously though. What’s wrong with it now🤨
January 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
WE ARE SO BACK????? …..suspiciously though. What’s wrong with it now🤨
Me watching the hundreds of edits of hot guys I saved disappear
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Me watching the hundreds of edits of hot guys I saved disappear
LORDDDD I DON’T WANT TIKTOK TO GO. BUT MORE THAN THAT WHY IN MY FINAL HOURS ON THAT GODFORSAKEN APP AM I AGREEING WITH RAND PAUL ABOUT SOMETHING?? #tiktokban
January 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
LORDDDD I DON’T WANT TIKTOK TO GO. BUT MORE THAN THAT WHY IN MY FINAL HOURS ON THAT GODFORSAKEN APP AM I AGREEING WITH RAND PAUL ABOUT SOMETHING?? #tiktokban
She let me hit because I spent twenty minutes explaining that if you consume enough salt, iron and holy water theoretically you could become immune to possession
January 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
She let me hit because I spent twenty minutes explaining that if you consume enough salt, iron and holy water theoretically you could become immune to possession
First thing I saw upon downloading this app is someone discussing werewolf rights, I am RIGHT at home here‼️ on that note, do you think garlic is like an intolerance or an allergy for vampires? Like is it gonna kill them or give them a tummy ache
January 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
First thing I saw upon downloading this app is someone discussing werewolf rights, I am RIGHT at home here‼️ on that note, do you think garlic is like an intolerance or an allergy for vampires? Like is it gonna kill them or give them a tummy ache