You know I hate a sloppy Brotha

Making a 5 hour mortal kombat lore video where I say things like "Goro is a generational talent."

replaying japanese console start-up sounds chronologically in my head while standing too close to the women's restroom

sweet lil thang EXPLODED into a million chuncks

wearing my merrells to the county courthouse to legally change my name to Chauncey

never told anyone this but one time i kicked a hobbit to death and hid it in a neighbors trash can when i was 12,

bodyslammed into the hood of my certified pre-owned honda civic by a big butch fbi lady for making terroristic threats against laura bush. i later died, from a broken heart