Witnessing your beautiful intelligent talented friend get fucked over by a guy that looks like a used q-tip… devastating

Sometimes what u need more than anything is to spend 20 minutes in the pharmacy listening to a podcast and touching things

Nips are really nipping 2day

Are we allowed to post ass on here or no. Will u guys make fun of me

If u have back dimples I’m tongue fucking them idc

Ok sure dialectical materialism but what a about dia-lick-dick-al materialism

The man staring at my legs on the metro does not know I am holding in a fart

Currently visiting my parents. As a late birthday gift my dad got me a nice perfume and my mom got me the tail of a dead squirrel that she found. She preserved it in a bag full of salt.

Can’t believe my bf won’t get my bite mark tattooed on his arm can u believe that

New platform new publicly unhinged social media era what do we think