Dear Parliament,

How come one cannot afford shipping presents to their friends in the EU because it is insanely expensive - is this your idea of a common market?

Please fix this! Or Santa will come and spank you!

Merry Christmas!

U havent fixed the postal market within EU for decades (usually double price) and you dare to charge citizens extra, again?

ARE YOU DRUNK? 😵‍💫

This is not protecting anything, this is highway robbery - no EUphemism can change that!