Nic Dastardly
0ipolloi.bsky.social
Nic Dastardly
@0ipolloi.bsky.social
Compassionate radical human bean on toasty toast.
Look, just… don’t pick up a pigeon egg that’s fallen off its grimy little underside. Leave the festering orb of regret alone. Because the moment you do, you will be imbued with the stench of Satan's compost bin, and that pigeon will stare at you quizzically, like the stupid ape that you are.
July 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
2" rounds. I prefer these. The centers are softer, the knife pattern is a lot less fiddley to execute, and two bites are better than one. Next time, I'd like to make biscuit-sized ones.
February 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Tried my hand and Pogácsa - Hungarian Cheese Scones.

These little morsels are divine. I want to scale them up next time to 2" diameters.
February 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Kicked off Black History Month by watching Six Triple Eight. Very teary-eyed now.

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!!
February 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Mom wanted some Dave's Killer Bread. She calls it her poop bread. She can't afford it, so I made her KA's super seed loaf.
Loverly bread. Happy gut.
February 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Many of us turned to baking during Covid lockdown, but I couldn't. I literally had no kitchen for over a year. Now that I have access to a kitchen, baking sounds like a good way to ride out the 4 year nazi nutsy cuckoo pandemic. That, and reading books and punching nazis.
January 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery.
#FlowerPower
January 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM