my mind is so broken i genuinely cant tell if this is satire or not so im just gonna assume it is

i think i would be more upset if that same person went into said house and blew it up, killing both my mother, the six kids along with the perpetrator tbh. but thats just me i know some people love it when human shields die.

what the hell does this mean

hell yeah it's ketchup you cant make omelet rice without ketchup

fidel castro came back from the dead to make this statement

dr pepper immediately turns your depressing starchy snack to a gourmet meal

fake news she would never do that

straight people can have a little bit of homosexuality as a treat