Those ears and that fluff are both just immaculate 😍

Damn does that sound like the life ☺️❤️

1. Looking stellar!
2. Hope you feel better soon ❤️

Two things:
1. Happy birthday in advance, whichever day proper it falls on 🎂❤️
2. Standards be damned! You've got some fine writing skills and you should be allowed to use those skills for self-indulgence every now and then!

Hooray! 🎉

Damn, color me jealous you absolute chef 👌

Take care of yourself. We'll still be here for you whenever life decides to lay off and be kinder ✌️♥️

Congrats, man. That's an amazing accomplishment and you deserve to feel proud of it 👏 ❤️

I think that's the final step before marriage

Don't you threaten me with a good time 😳

Real friends make you feel like a priority in their lives ❤️

FWIW, that sounds like a fairweather friend. The second they have to consider you outside their pre-existing plans, suddently you're "too much" or "needy" or whatever else. Those people suck, and I hate how sometimes it takes a while to notice. You deserve a better friend than that.

Or, hear me out

Don't calm down

sounds like someone needs to work on their multitasking 😉

Criminally adorable omg 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Clearly not every monsterfucker is as brave as you are 😔

Hell. Yes.

🫂💔