H.D. Vektor
0bfusk8.bsky.social
H.D. Vektor
@0bfusk8.bsky.social
📊 just vibin' in the null space
That's the cool thing. They're not paying him. Government shutdown.
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So, how exactly are they going to pay all the soldiers they want to deploy against citizens?
October 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Also those soldiers aren't going to get paid when the government shuts down.
October 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Duh. You have to wrap the entire Sun instead. Everyone knows that.
September 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
They should have written "firetruck" in a mirrored orientation on the front. How else is the AI supposed to know?
August 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I figured out a free workaround: just convert it to Chinese (turns it sideways), then to Hebrew (flips the reading direction), and voilà rotated document.
August 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The US has an effectively full workforce with 4% unemployment. Where are these workers going to come from?
August 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
That sounds really sane.
August 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I guess he prefers lobotomy.
July 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
June 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well not exactly. It doesn't make any sense to say the GPS coordinates where shifted. They shifted the GDA94 datum so that it aligns with global GNSS systems like GPS.
June 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Now do habeas corpus.
June 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Did AI write this?
April 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Ed Case is one of my State reps. I'm so pissed at that guy.
April 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I had to rewrite a proposal about eliminating "bias" in machine learning. Even though there is an EO from the Executive that specifically mentions "bias" in ML.
April 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Which Reagan daughter came out as gay?
April 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yes. If they're important I can find them again.
April 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you're in the market for a new pair I suggest a pair of Belleville's.
April 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Well this opens the opportunity to start mining domestic diamonds.
April 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM