008Zulu
@008zulu.bsky.social
Time is a funny thing; There is always too much of it, until we need it the most, then there is never enough.
A man is crossing the street when he is hit by a car, he wakes up to see the paramedic crouched over him. "You were hit by a Tesla, why didn't you get out of the way?" To which the man replies, "I did Nazi it coming."
January 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A man is crossing the street when he is hit by a car, he wakes up to see the paramedic crouched over him. "You were hit by a Tesla, why didn't you get out of the way?" To which the man replies, "I did Nazi it coming."
I think I downloaded the wrong subtitles...
@startrekshitposti.ng
@startrekshitposti.ng
January 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think I downloaded the wrong subtitles...
@startrekshitposti.ng
@startrekshitposti.ng
I stopped drinking coffee, and eating avocado toast. Full disclosure, I don't drink coffee and I hate avocado. But saying I have given them up makes me feel like I have accomplished something.
December 21, 2024 at 10:09 AM
I stopped drinking coffee, and eating avocado toast. Full disclosure, I don't drink coffee and I hate avocado. But saying I have given them up makes me feel like I have accomplished something.