shit, i might just start doing music reviews for all the vinyls i get
would that be, in any way, interesting? id put my own autistic spin on it, which is going to make all reviews a bit more incoherent. also id have my feet in the background of every album i take a photo of

to yall that don't know me yet. most of my time is spent acting like i'm the sexiest mf in the room. the rest of my time is being spent actually being the sexiest mf in the room. i still don't know what exactly my niche will be on here tho

so what's an enby gotta do to become an infamous shitposter around these here parts

gooning but it is all shrek. i call it shrooning
(i will do this as soon as i have all of my cables)

PICK YOUR BIRD: BLUESKY EDITION
NOW WITH DOUBLE THE HYPE AND DOUBLE THE FUN
REGULAR JOE BIRB
𓄿𓅂𓅃𓅐𓅌𓅓𓅘𓅙𓅚𓅜𓅞𓅟𓅠𓅡𓅣𓅤𓅥𓅦𓅧𓅨𓅩𓅪𓅫𓅬𓅭𓅰𓅱𓅼
OH LORD THERE'S MORE
𓅀𓅔𓅢𓅸𓅹𓅺𓅳𓈺
THESE FUCKERS ARE HUMANOID
𓁛𓁜𓁝𓁞𓁟𓁮𓁳
OOOHH, SPECIAL FANCY LAD OVER HERE
𓅛𓅁𓅄𓅅𓅆𓅇𓅈𓅉𓅊𓅋𓅍𓅎𓅏𓅑𓅒𓅕𓅖𓅗𓅝𓅮𓅯𓅲𓅴𓅵𓅶𓅷𓅻𓅽𓅾𓆲𓈢𓈵𓉉𓉊𓉡𓈷
bird related
𓅿𓆀𓆁𓆂𓆃𓆄𓆅𓆆𓆇

ok so the animations are a bit iffy but all in all this seems to be working so far. anyone know of any falcon finding threads here? if you don't, just use this one. FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FALCON FA

being cishet? in this economy?!

i can finally shout out into the void again without the void answering. i shat my pants 17 times in the last 2 days and it is getting concerning. i dont have any pants anymore. please just someone buy my organs so i can afford some new pants

im gonna like be a mainstream influencer here i will sell my body my soul my inner workings yes in fact i will be selling all my organs at a discount to anyone interested in my organs would anyone like a smokers lungs or like a regular heart or perhaps brain???

Jetzt 50 Tweets in 50 Sekunden schreiben ab morgen nie wieder in die App schauen und dann nächstes Jahr um die Zeit Bluesky endgültig löschen