zwampy
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give me a minute okay I'm very abusy (mario) (nintendo) (video game) (catholic church)
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Christmas morning, and I was literally so tired last night I could've fallen asleep upright... AND I'VE BEEN AWAKE ALL NIGHT UNABLE TO SLEEP CAUSE OF HOW SICK I FEEL AAAAAAA
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Christmas morning, and I was literally so tired last night I could've fallen asleep upright... AND I'VE BEEN AWAKE ALL NIGHT UNABLE TO SLEEP CAUSE OF HOW SICK I FEEL AAAAAAA
I GOT GREEN BY ACCIDENT
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I GOT GREEN BY ACCIDENT
yeahh thats the speed im lookin for thats the type of fastness i want
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
yeahh thats the speed im lookin for thats the type of fastness i want
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the tip to making cakes is to spend so long making them they become stale and then therefore easier to work with
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
the tip to making cakes is to spend so long making them they become stale and then therefore easier to work with
admitting youre listening to karaoke covers of the devil and god are raging inside me looking like a guilty dog that ate through the sofa
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
admitting youre listening to karaoke covers of the devil and god are raging inside me looking like a guilty dog that ate through the sofa
its hard knowing degausser exists as a song. degausser is out there. you might hear degausser and then the stuff will happen to you. and you cant stop it!
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
its hard knowing degausser exists as a song. degausser is out there. you might hear degausser and then the stuff will happen to you. and you cant stop it!
this album opener...... more like cut the listener open...er... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mF7...
Bixby Canyon Bridge
YouTube video by Death Cab for Cutie - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
this album opener...... more like cut the listener open...er... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mF7...
honestly i forget christmas is a jesus thing. christian. christ mas. its got jesus in it. i think its the tree holiday. holiday with tree. but in the house this time.
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
honestly i forget christmas is a jesus thing. christian. christ mas. its got jesus in it. i think its the tree holiday. holiday with tree. but in the house this time.
burning your finger while cooking but the pressure is on so there's no time to think about it and then later being like hmmm.... why does my finger hurt
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
burning your finger while cooking but the pressure is on so there's no time to think about it and then later being like hmmm.... why does my finger hurt
i finally got got by an AI song. it was a parody/humour song but like. bro just write it yourself then. its jokes. just write the funny blowjob song. sigh.
December 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i finally got got by an AI song. it was a parody/humour song but like. bro just write it yourself then. its jokes. just write the funny blowjob song. sigh.
i fucked up the measurements on this cake. i can either make it in half the size i wanted OR... bake another full layer and make it into a monster... hmm
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i fucked up the measurements on this cake. i can either make it in half the size i wanted OR... bake another full layer and make it into a monster... hmm
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making cookies and this is the apron my mom gave me to wear
December 24, 2024 at 2:49 PM
making cookies and this is the apron my mom gave me to wear
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So in the UK, they'll arrest you for supporting Palestine, and now we find they'll also arrest you for supporting those who support Palestine.
If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine?
British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.
If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine?
British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.
Greta Thunberg has been arrested on terrorism charges for speaking out in support of the Palestine Action hunger strikers.
FUCK this British government.
https://news.sky.com/story/greta-thunberg-arrested-at-a-protest-supporting-palestine-action-hunger-strikers-13486842
FUCK this British government.
https://news.sky.com/story/greta-thunberg-arrested-at-a-protest-supporting-palestine-action-hunger-strikers-13486842
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
So in the UK, they'll arrest you for supporting Palestine, and now we find they'll also arrest you for supporting those who support Palestine.
If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine?
British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.
If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine?
British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.
Good morning. I'm thinking about Pokémon legends ZA and getting really really mad lol
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Good morning. I'm thinking about Pokémon legends ZA and getting really really mad lol
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this actually startled me but I was high
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
this actually startled me but I was high
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This image really resonates with me
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This image really resonates with me
i love to be on my puter my friends are in puter
December 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i love to be on my puter my friends are in puter
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i forgot about the gift strike image i made so i will repost it . i hope everyone gets their gift strike today
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i forgot about the gift strike image i made so i will repost it . i hope everyone gets their gift strike today