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Wait till the rest of the world hears we put a demented, fascist ape in office over cheap eggs. Happy tariffs everyone!
February 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
She Jessebelle because she Jess a belle
January 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Date night.
November 21, 2024 at 10:15 AM
If only I could repeat that weekend one more time…
November 18, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Year and a half progress update. Officially lost 55 lbs.
November 15, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Run over me with a steamroller and use me as your red carpet.
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 AM
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she said no to crossing streams... what even is the point anymore
November 15, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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me and her
November 11, 2024 at 7:17 PM