ZSweezy
@zsweezy.bsky.social
he/him, late-20's - jazz musician turned video editor - sometimes i make stupid jokes
MDNI / moot dm's welcome
MDNI / moot dm's welcome
"I'll get a Switch 2 someday" I say as I stare longingly at my Nintendo DS
June 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
"I'll get a Switch 2 someday" I say as I stare longingly at my Nintendo DS
Me: *exercise bike breaks* ...I wonder how much a new one costs...
*looks up how much they cost*
...I mean I guess walking is free, who knew! all praise walking, never would've thought to do anything else 🙇♂️
*looks up how much they cost*
...I mean I guess walking is free, who knew! all praise walking, never would've thought to do anything else 🙇♂️
June 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Me: *exercise bike breaks* ...I wonder how much a new one costs...
*looks up how much they cost*
...I mean I guess walking is free, who knew! all praise walking, never would've thought to do anything else 🙇♂️
*looks up how much they cost*
...I mean I guess walking is free, who knew! all praise walking, never would've thought to do anything else 🙇♂️
Does "Rawr XD" ACTUALLY mean "I love you" in dinosaur? Frankly I'm a bit skeptical
June 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Does "Rawr XD" ACTUALLY mean "I love you" in dinosaur? Frankly I'm a bit skeptical
Oh no, they're spilling all the secrets (ﾉﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ
If you invite me out and I say “maybe,” just know that’s introvert code for “absolutely not, but I appreciate you.”
May 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh no, they're spilling all the secrets (ﾉﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ
My current video game rotation
May 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My current video game rotation
Today my body decided to do the big sleep and I woke up in the afternoon like:
a fluffy cat with blue eyes sits on a wooden table
ALT: a fluffy cat with blue eyes sits on a wooden table
media.tenor.com
May 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Today my body decided to do the big sleep and I woke up in the afternoon like:
Vampire: What'd you use to season this steak?
Vampire Hunter on a budget: *hides jarlic* Uhhh
Vampire Hunter on a budget: *hides jarlic* Uhhh
May 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Vampire: What'd you use to season this steak?
Vampire Hunter on a budget: *hides jarlic* Uhhh
Vampire Hunter on a budget: *hides jarlic* Uhhh
My secret talent is playing the first 2 hours of every game I own and then waiting months/years to play it all the way through
May 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
My secret talent is playing the first 2 hours of every game I own and then waiting months/years to play it all the way through
Finally, representation 🥸
May 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Finally, representation 🥸
Someone ethically make domesticated tigers that don't grow more than cub sized
Thanks in advance 🐯
Thanks in advance 🐯
May 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Someone ethically make domesticated tigers that don't grow more than cub sized
Thanks in advance 🐯
Thanks in advance 🐯
Pros and cons of moving 40 big plastic tubs of stuff on 3 hours of sleep
Cons: tired, sore, worn out, time consuming
Pros: that nap afterwards tho
Cons: tired, sore, worn out, time consuming
Pros: that nap afterwards tho
May 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Pros and cons of moving 40 big plastic tubs of stuff on 3 hours of sleep
Cons: tired, sore, worn out, time consuming
Pros: that nap afterwards tho
Cons: tired, sore, worn out, time consuming
Pros: that nap afterwards tho
Rehashed non-exhaustive #promosky 🫡
🎮 gaming: Kingdom Hearts, Sly Cooper, Jak & Daxter, Pokémon, Final Fantasy, Persona 5, Astro Bot, Scarlet Nexus
📺 anime: Shakugan no Shana, Toradora, Oshi no Ko, Bocchi
🎼 music: k-pop (aespa, VIVIZ, TWICE), rock (Set It Off, 00's stuff), YOASOBI
Oh, and cats 🐈⬛️
🎮 gaming: Kingdom Hearts, Sly Cooper, Jak & Daxter, Pokémon, Final Fantasy, Persona 5, Astro Bot, Scarlet Nexus
📺 anime: Shakugan no Shana, Toradora, Oshi no Ko, Bocchi
🎼 music: k-pop (aespa, VIVIZ, TWICE), rock (Set It Off, 00's stuff), YOASOBI
Oh, and cats 🐈⬛️
May 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Rehashed non-exhaustive #promosky 🫡
🎮 gaming: Kingdom Hearts, Sly Cooper, Jak & Daxter, Pokémon, Final Fantasy, Persona 5, Astro Bot, Scarlet Nexus
📺 anime: Shakugan no Shana, Toradora, Oshi no Ko, Bocchi
🎼 music: k-pop (aespa, VIVIZ, TWICE), rock (Set It Off, 00's stuff), YOASOBI
Oh, and cats 🐈⬛️
🎮 gaming: Kingdom Hearts, Sly Cooper, Jak & Daxter, Pokémon, Final Fantasy, Persona 5, Astro Bot, Scarlet Nexus
📺 anime: Shakugan no Shana, Toradora, Oshi no Ko, Bocchi
🎼 music: k-pop (aespa, VIVIZ, TWICE), rock (Set It Off, 00's stuff), YOASOBI
Oh, and cats 🐈⬛️
Every day you wake up is an opportunity to pet cats and eat cheese
Don't take it for granted
Don't take it for granted
April 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Every day you wake up is an opportunity to pet cats and eat cheese
Don't take it for granted
Don't take it for granted
What if they call it locked in because you gotta lock in the cold food and lock out the hot food
April 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
What if they call it locked in because you gotta lock in the cold food and lock out the hot food
Oblivion has the most talented wolves
April 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Oblivion has the most talented wolves
My first time through Oblivion has been... fulfilling
April 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My first time through Oblivion has been... fulfilling
All i see are jigglypuff
All i hear are jigglypuff
All that exists, past present and future...
Jigglypuff
All i hear are jigglypuff
All that exists, past present and future...
Jigglypuff
April 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
All i see are jigglypuff
All i hear are jigglypuff
All that exists, past present and future...
Jigglypuff
All i hear are jigglypuff
All that exists, past present and future...
Jigglypuff
Me before watching the direct: I don't need a Switch 2 at launch, it won't really be worth it
Me after the direct: ...fuck
Me after the direct: ...fuck
April 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me before watching the direct: I don't need a Switch 2 at launch, it won't really be worth it
Me after the direct: ...fuck
Me after the direct: ...fuck
Why are the owls hoot hoot hooting in the afternoon there's still sunlight out stay in your lane
March 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Why are the owls hoot hoot hooting in the afternoon there's still sunlight out stay in your lane
TOMODACHI IS INDEED REAL AND ITS COMING
March 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
TOMODACHI IS INDEED REAL AND ITS COMING
I swear to Miyamoto if Tomodachi Life is Switch 2 exclusive I will softly flail my arms and pout and then eventually buy a Switch 2
March 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I swear to Miyamoto if Tomodachi Life is Switch 2 exclusive I will softly flail my arms and pout and then eventually buy a Switch 2
Me, back on My Shit*
*My Shit [noun]: liking posts instead of commenting hoping it still counts as being friendly and interactive
*My Shit [noun]: liking posts instead of commenting hoping it still counts as being friendly and interactive
March 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me, back on My Shit*
*My Shit [noun]: liking posts instead of commenting hoping it still counts as being friendly and interactive
*My Shit [noun]: liking posts instead of commenting hoping it still counts as being friendly and interactive