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"rock music blares! doors slam! people yell! children scream! sirens whine! trucks rumble and roar! and rock music blares! blares! 𝘣𝘭𝘒𝘳𝘦𝘴! π™—π™‘π™–π™§π™šπ™¨!

is there any escape from noise?"
He called it the Trump-Kennedy Center and "corrected" himself at the Kennedy Center Honors. I'd been puzzling out if they were planning this then, or if they were doing it since the Big Boy is Never Wrong - guess we have our answer!
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the em-dash followed immediately by the colon! is it more pathetic if they came up with this on their own, or had ChatGPT write it for them?
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
generational smash & grab
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'd accept "promise to use it to jail Trump's high command" if razing it to the fucking ground isn't an option for some reason.
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We found this guy! Have we found the $50,000 in cash yet?
Homan: "If they're in the country illegally, they should be afraid."
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
NIGHTMARE blunt rotation
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Schumer made this connection. Schumer! They better not let up.
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
that's NDSU BISON o-line play! proud of our guy!
September 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
every day for the rest of the week? bless you, britt. been so excited for this.
September 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I LIKE BEER
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
An executive order for a subtitle. lol, lmao even
September 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
someone should refer this to the weaponization working group in congress
August 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
whenever i think of this guy i just remember the wild tight suit he wore during his initial press conference with the yankees. i hope he's found a better tailor in the meantime.
August 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I can't imagine there's a lot of Twins fans champing at the bit to drop $500 to watch a broke boy team and help enrich the Pohlads.
August 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
In fairness, Charlie Kirk is extremely stupid in addition to having a face that's far too small for his head.
July 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
*walking into a taqueria* heh, just give me whatever makes sense
June 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Trans Lifeline.
June 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
WE WON'T REST
WE WON'T REST
WE WON'T REST
June 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by z. sauvageau
Trump pardoned J6er Hatchet Speed who confessed to an FBI agent that he was working on a plan to kill the Jews of America.
β€œTrump’s attempt to exploit concerns about antisemitism to shut down American universities and deport students is complicated by the fact that he is among the biggest sources of antisemitism in America.”
Trump says he is going after Harvard because it is antisemitic. But his effort to punish the school is complicated by his own extensive history of amplifying white supremacist figures and symbols. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/03/u...
June 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
he'll take any mother fucker's money if they're giving it away
May 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My condolences.
May 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
they treat this guy like he's some scheming genius. he's a very stupid stormfront poster that the media puts in front of the cameras to launder his white supremacist bull shit.
May 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the constant push/pull of "trump was right about everything" from his sycophants and him constantly acting like everything that happens is something happening TO HIM that he has zero control over kinda breaks my poor brain.
May 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
things are going pretty good.gif
May 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM