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Smellfungus🇨🇦
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Proud Canadian. Treaty one territory🇨🇦. Professional husband. NHL Jets fan. Packers fan. Fuck fElon. Slava Ukraini🇺🇦. You be you🏳️‍🌈. ELBOWS UP!
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What's an ecretary?
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
@gtconway.bsky.social I'm pretty sure he's been to a disaster site. Threw paper towels I believe.
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Trump's Iran policy be like
June 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
March 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Happy Flag Day to my favourite place to live
a red white and blue canadian flag with a maple leaf
ALT: a red white and blue canadian flag with a maple leaf
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The New Yorker nails it
February 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Theme
February 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Maybe stop giving him markers?
January 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Truer than it ever was. 28.1% of legible voters cast a vote for Trump. A landslide you say?

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Gil Scott-Heron - B-Movie
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January 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Frohes Amtseinführungsfest

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Nazikeule im Dritten Reich | Browser Ballett
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January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This👇🇨🇦
HI AMERICA, YEAH, NO. LOVE, CANADA
January 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oddly, not acceptable even with these terms

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I'm a Canadian listening to Trump. Let's talk about 'the 51st state'
If the U.S. President-elect is serious about a merger with Canada, here are some things to consider.
fortune.com
January 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Justin's practicing his Melania face
January 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Somewhat
January 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I guess they sent Fredo because Cheeto isn't allowed into Greenland because of all those damn felonies.

Same rules apply to Canada and Panama, maybe that's why he wants them to become part of the US?
"When America sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. And some, I assume, are good people."

--Greenland
January 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Shouldn't they have Carpet Bags?
Junior has arrived in Greenland with Charlie Kirk and incoming Trump Admin WH Dir of Personnel Sergio Gor.
January 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
For any of those that missed it. Charlie speaks truth again.
Dear Donald
Canada has something called democracy.
It means the leader is accountable to Parliament and can be replaced
I bet Americans wish they had that now.
And convicted sexual abusers don't get to lead our nation.
We're decent folk
Ps. Button up. We're sending frigid cold your way.
love Canada
January 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Dear Donald
Canada has something called democracy.
It means the leader is accountable to Parliament and can be replaced
I bet Americans wish they had that now.
And convicted sexual abusers don't get to lead our nation.
We're decent folk
Ps. Button up. We're sending frigid cold your way.
love Canada
January 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This 🇨🇦👇
Every Christmas children in the Netherlands light candles at the graves of young Canadians who gave their lives fighting for freedom.
They were our uncles, dads, granddads, neighbours.
They didn't think twice when asked to serve.
As for Donald Trump?
He's just a pervert grifter.
#perspective
December 25, 2024 at 2:13 PM
So first Greenland, then Canada and now Panama. Perhaps someone should give him a copy of the Monroe Doctrine?
December 22, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Sunday is dog day
November 17, 2024 at 5:07 PM