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Is eckhaus latta profitable?
July 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Is eckhaus latta profitable?
Walking away is the new Again by Lenny Kravitz, rock wit me now
July 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Walking away is the new Again by Lenny Kravitz, rock wit me now
You absolutely cannot shitpost on main if you have a job and a weight problem because people are going to be sad and ask if you are OK, which you are not!
July 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You absolutely cannot shitpost on main if you have a job and a weight problem because people are going to be sad and ask if you are OK, which you are not!
I say let Baggu die, it’s ok! Some good-enough things must come to an end.
July 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I say let Baggu die, it’s ok! Some good-enough things must come to an end.
Got a notification from Amazon that my mom bought the noble eightfold path on my credit card…
April 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Got a notification from Amazon that my mom bought the noble eightfold path on my credit card…
One time I heard a lesbian say that it was unfair that straight people have an easier time conceiving and at first I disagreed but now I’m not sure how I feel about anything
April 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One time I heard a lesbian say that it was unfair that straight people have an easier time conceiving and at first I disagreed but now I’m not sure how I feel about anything
Use brain to work but brain hurt when work
April 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Use brain to work but brain hurt when work
People I’ve known my whole life keep asking me when we’re having kids but they’re forgetting I’ve been having kids literally this whole time. My children are everywhere, it’s kinda gross.
April 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
People I’ve known my whole life keep asking me when we’re having kids but they’re forgetting I’ve been having kids literally this whole time. My children are everywhere, it’s kinda gross.
I’m not sure about this, Kim Gordon
March 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m not sure about this, Kim Gordon
Anal eyes analyze anal lies
March 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Anal eyes analyze anal lies
HAIM, you will never charm me, there is only room for one clumsy loser in this world and you guys are clearly faking it
March 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
HAIM, you will never charm me, there is only room for one clumsy loser in this world and you guys are clearly faking it
Those Bink water bottles are not cool, you bitches are annoying as fuck trying to get me to buy one. Do you think Isabelle Huppert drinks from a Bink? Fucking losers all of you.
February 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Those Bink water bottles are not cool, you bitches are annoying as fuck trying to get me to buy one. Do you think Isabelle Huppert drinks from a Bink? Fucking losers all of you.
I feel old and sad
January 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I feel old and sad
I know the names of all my future chickens
January 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I know the names of all my future chickens
Question for L.A. Paul: when a person assigns a personal transformation to something that is merely an epistemic transformation in their experience of a new movie, like it was a religious experience, am I right to think they’re really annoying?
January 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Question for L.A. Paul: when a person assigns a personal transformation to something that is merely an epistemic transformation in their experience of a new movie, like it was a religious experience, am I right to think they’re really annoying?
My favorite word is durrrrrrr
January 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My favorite word is durrrrrrr
People always say to me, “what the hell are you talking about?”
January 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
People always say to me, “what the hell are you talking about?”
People have this idea of me that I’m a manic pixie dream girl, denying the fact I’m human, I have processes with which I observe & feel things. You project an image upon me that confirms your desires & expectations. A reviewer of my favorite film, Elizabethtown coined MPDG. It is simply an idea.
December 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
People have this idea of me that I’m a manic pixie dream girl, denying the fact I’m human, I have processes with which I observe & feel things. You project an image upon me that confirms your desires & expectations. A reviewer of my favorite film, Elizabethtown coined MPDG. It is simply an idea.
Change of plans, we want to do jury duty now! 😁
December 9, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Change of plans, we want to do jury duty now! 😁
Some people love the release of shitting. Is that what it is? I get more satisfaction and release from crying and scaring myself from being the craziest version of myself for a second that it puts everything in perspective.
December 8, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Some people love the release of shitting. Is that what it is? I get more satisfaction and release from crying and scaring myself from being the craziest version of myself for a second that it puts everything in perspective.
It might surprise you, but I use Microsoft Word a lot and I’m super unimpressed by the AI spellcheck. For example, I wrote “dail” instead of “fail,” as I intended and the only options to correct were dial, Dails (proper noun?), and dais. Please bring back the old spellcheck.
December 6, 2024 at 10:05 PM
It might surprise you, but I use Microsoft Word a lot and I’m super unimpressed by the AI spellcheck. For example, I wrote “dail” instead of “fail,” as I intended and the only options to correct were dial, Dails (proper noun?), and dais. Please bring back the old spellcheck.
Violently woken by my nightmare. Aziz and Donald wearing tuxes, running up the Venice boardwalk, playing banjo and singing Hallelujah. I feel like I’m going crazy.
November 23, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Violently woken by my nightmare. Aziz and Donald wearing tuxes, running up the Venice boardwalk, playing banjo and singing Hallelujah. I feel like I’m going crazy.
Duuuude I’m so dumb lol!! For a second, I thought the lightening I saw through the window was a nuclear explosion and that a wall of fire was on its way, but then I heard the smooth hiss of car tires roll across the wet pavement and drops of rain catch on the yellowing ginkgo leaves yet to drop.
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Duuuude I’m so dumb lol!! For a second, I thought the lightening I saw through the window was a nuclear explosion and that a wall of fire was on its way, but then I heard the smooth hiss of car tires roll across the wet pavement and drops of rain catch on the yellowing ginkgo leaves yet to drop.
I thought it would be funny to start reading My Year of Rest and Relaxation in the year 2024, but I didn’t expect the copy I borrowed from the library to be dog-earred on page five. Now that’s hilarious!
November 20, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I thought it would be funny to start reading My Year of Rest and Relaxation in the year 2024, but I didn’t expect the copy I borrowed from the library to be dog-earred on page five. Now that’s hilarious!
Guys!! (Jess from New Girl voice)
November 19, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Guys!! (Jess from New Girl voice)