Zoocher
@zoocher.bsky.social
i like music, fashion, and video games, but i also like being unfunny.
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Zoocher
@zoocher.bsky.social
· Nov 14
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i wonder what george constanza is thinking on this rn
August 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i wonder what george constanza is thinking on this rn
anita baker: boomin' out the 87' buick (bitch)
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
anita baker: boomin' out the 87' buick (bitch)
an artist that starts off every song with "one two" but in a different language every song
June 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
an artist that starts off every song with "one two" but in a different language every song
his business only advertised on the back of harris teeter receipts
June 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
his business only advertised on the back of harris teeter receipts
saw someone walking their dog outside.
likely place for a dog to be walking.
likely place for a dog to be walking.
June 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
saw someone walking their dog outside.
likely place for a dog to be walking.
likely place for a dog to be walking.
beetle: straight buggin'
June 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
beetle: straight buggin'
omw to bother everyone (i'm just sending my friends texts once every few days. they're not bothered)
June 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
omw to bother everyone (i'm just sending my friends texts once every few days. they're not bothered)
explaining to my grandchild the concept of pog
May 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
explaining to my grandchild the concept of pog
left that shit in the past. specifically in the toilet.
May 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
left that shit in the past. specifically in the toilet.
i haven't heard about a single song of the summer this summer. sad.
May 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i haven't heard about a single song of the summer this summer. sad.
no one sets a bucket filled with water trap like they used to
May 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
no one sets a bucket filled with water trap like they used to
i haven't eaten food in 3 years. why does my stomach hurt.
May 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i haven't eaten food in 3 years. why does my stomach hurt.
gullible was written on the ceiling again and i, once again, read it.
May 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
gullible was written on the ceiling again and i, once again, read it.
my ops (my minecraft server admins) are at it again (they're being good admins)
May 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
my ops (my minecraft server admins) are at it again (they're being good admins)
buying storage units to flip them are going to be the next big thing within the next 6 months. i believe it.
May 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
buying storage units to flip them are going to be the next big thing within the next 6 months. i believe it.
happy valentines day everyone.
May 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
happy valentines day everyone.
we need to reclaim bazinga
May 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
we need to reclaim bazinga
big glasses loves lobbying for LED headlights
May 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
big glasses loves lobbying for LED headlights
my favorite bit on dating apps rn is telling people "you look like you could file your taxes"
May 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
my favorite bit on dating apps rn is telling people "you look like you could file your taxes"
"did you just they/them a car" yes. it's a car.
May 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"did you just they/them a car" yes. it's a car.
searching for a new place and god do i wish google reviews were consistent.
will i be the one to make the review? no. never.
will i be the one to complain about the lack of reviews? yes. always and forever.
will i be the one to make the review? no. never.
will i be the one to complain about the lack of reviews? yes. always and forever.
May 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
searching for a new place and god do i wish google reviews were consistent.
will i be the one to make the review? no. never.
will i be the one to complain about the lack of reviews? yes. always and forever.
will i be the one to make the review? no. never.
will i be the one to complain about the lack of reviews? yes. always and forever.
coworker, age of my dad, said ttyl to me in slack. maybe corporate america isn't as scary as I thought
May 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
coworker, age of my dad, said ttyl to me in slack. maybe corporate america isn't as scary as I thought