Joseph
@zomoniac.bsky.social
Marcelo Bielsa enthusiast, perpetually injured CrossFit wanker, provider to three novelty pets, Swiftie.
Should be 3-0 Wolves really. Astonishing save by Areola.
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Should be 3-0 Wolves really. Astonishing save by Areola.
Yep. Also the early days of Xbox One UI navigation (before they moved the voice processing online and added all the Cortana shit) was super speedy and magical. Even the Centre Stage thing Apple are claiming is their new innovation was working perfectly on Kinect 12 years ago.
Everybody Is ripping Xbox Kinect a new one on it's birthday, and in most case rightly so, but Xbox Fitness was absolutely brilliant and I'll die on that hill.
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Yep. Also the early days of Xbox One UI navigation (before they moved the voice processing online and added all the Cortana shit) was super speedy and magical. Even the Centre Stage thing Apple are claiming is their new innovation was working perfectly on Kinect 12 years ago.
Not the best day for Sheffield soccer teams.
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Not the best day for Sheffield soccer teams.
MotM performance from Aaronson, never thought I’d see it. Every player was good, the only down side was Farke’s in game management. Very nearly cost us an easy win by being paranoid about something that demonstrably wasn’t there, until he invited it on. #lufc
October 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
MotM performance from Aaronson, never thought I’d see it. Every player was good, the only down side was Farke’s in game management. Very nearly cost us an easy win by being paranoid about something that demonstrably wasn’t there, until he invited it on. #lufc
How long has this been known? I feel I must’ve fallen asleep in a cave to have missed Halo on PlayStation being announced.
Master Chief comes to PlayStation.
Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: play.st/4oAYnr5
Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: play.st/4oAYnr5
October 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How long has this been known? I feel I must’ve fallen asleep in a cave to have missed Halo on PlayStation being announced.
Can someone fix ProBoards please?
October 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Can someone fix ProBoards please?
I have a £30 win on an accumulator entirely resting on a home win in this game. Fucking hell.
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have a £30 win on an accumulator entirely resting on a home win in this game. Fucking hell.
What’s the point of playing your three non-creative hard men in midfield for a game when you have 80% possession for long stretches? Set up to defend against a non existent threat at the expense of any chance of actually making something happen. #lufc
October 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What’s the point of playing your three non-creative hard men in midfield for a game when you have 80% possession for long stretches? Set up to defend against a non existent threat at the expense of any chance of actually making something happen. #lufc
There was a time when I had some respect for Henry Winter as a football writer, but this take is so utterly insane that I can’t tell if he’s rage baiting or has completely lost the plot.
October 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
There was a time when I had some respect for Henry Winter as a football writer, but this take is so utterly insane that I can’t tell if he’s rage baiting or has completely lost the plot.
To echo the sentiment of everyone else having just updated: Liquid Glass is fucking minging.
September 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
To echo the sentiment of everyone else having just updated: Liquid Glass is fucking minging.
12 years ago I bought the last two bottles of this, and it remains the best whisky in the world. I drank one pretty quickly. The other has been sitting waiting for a good reason to open it. Today was Granny’s funeral, and a Scottish celebration. It is now open. It is still the best.
September 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
12 years ago I bought the last two bottles of this, and it remains the best whisky in the world. I drank one pretty quickly. The other has been sitting waiting for a good reason to open it. Today was Granny’s funeral, and a Scottish celebration. It is now open. It is still the best.
That dual camera recording feature is going to ruin live music events forever. #AppleEvent
September 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
That dual camera recording feature is going to ruin live music events forever. #AppleEvent
Who exactly wants a 5mm phone? That is if you ignore the mile deep, and presumably inferior, camera block sticking out of the back. This definitely calls for some Goldblum. #AppleEvent
a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket says yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket says yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied
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September 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Who exactly wants a 5mm phone? That is if you ignore the mile deep, and presumably inferior, camera block sticking out of the back. This definitely calls for some Goldblum. #AppleEvent