𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ
@zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social
𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗴, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗺 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗲-𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿.
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Pinned
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jumps care!!!!
jumps care!!!!
August 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
boo
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stares at you directly
stares at you directly
August 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
boo
HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT
August 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT
" Well, yeah. . . but I'm a world famous singer! Talking is my whole thing!
You'd think more people would know who I am. "
You'd think more people would know who I am. "
“Well duh! You’re a talking plant! Of course anyone meeting you would be surprised!”
She got up and slowly walk towards the little flower..
Sure Sayaka has seen her fair share of weird things as a magical girl. But this is pretty weird!
She got up and slowly walk towards the little flower..
Sure Sayaka has seen her fair share of weird things as a magical girl. But this is pretty weird!
August 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
" Well, yeah. . . but I'm a world famous singer! Talking is my whole thing!
You'd think more people would know who I am. "
You'd think more people would know who I am. "
" Is everyone gonna be surprised by this? "
She would tilt her head, setting her petals atop her. . . hips?
She would tilt her head, setting her petals atop her. . . hips?
“WOAH!!”
Sayaka was so surprised by the fact that a sunflower is talking to her, that she fell on her rear.
“Y-You can talk?!”
Sayaka was so surprised by the fact that a sunflower is talking to her, that she fell on her rear.
“Y-You can talk?!”
“ Hi—! ”
August 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
" Is everyone gonna be surprised by this? "
She would tilt her head, setting her petals atop her. . . hips?
She would tilt her head, setting her petals atop her. . . hips?
Wonder what my big sisters are up to?
August 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wonder what my big sisters are up to?
“ Hi—! ”
Staaaaaaaaaaare.
August 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“ Hi—! ”
Cool!
Hope you like it!
Hope you like it!
Well, I’ll definitely have to give it a listen, then!
Yep! It's my most popular!
August 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Cool!
Hope you like it!
Hope you like it!
" Mhm! All sorts of plants.
Lots of sunflowers like me, too! "
Lots of sunflowers like me, too! "
“It is not,” she agrees.
“Do you have others like yourself ? This is truly fascinating.” 😦
“Do you have others like yourself ? This is truly fascinating.” 😦
"Of course~! "
She would nod.
" Really? That's kinda weird.
Must not be common where you're from! "
She would nod.
" Really? That's kinda weird.
Must not be common where you're from! "
August 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
" Mhm! All sorts of plants.
Lots of sunflowers like me, too! "
Lots of sunflowers like me, too! "
Yep! It's my most popular!
I can’t say that I have.
I assume it’s a song that you made?
I assume it’s a song that you made?
Mhm!
Ever heard Zombies on Your Lawn?
Ever heard Zombies on Your Lawn?
August 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yep! It's my most popular!
"Of course~! "
She would nod.
" Really? That's kinda weird.
Must not be common where you're from! "
She would nod.
" Really? That's kinda weird.
Must not be common where you're from! "
“Why, thank you—!”
A warm smile.
“.. But I must confess, you are the first plant I have ever encountered who is able to talk.”
A warm smile.
“.. But I must confess, you are the first plant I have ever encountered who is able to talk.”
" Really? I'm a pretty common sunflower. "
Out came a giggle, grinning to the other.
" But thanks~! You're pretty too! "
Out came a giggle, grinning to the other.
" But thanks~! You're pretty too! "
August 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Of course~! "
She would nod.
" Really? That's kinda weird.
Must not be common where you're from! "
She would nod.
" Really? That's kinda weird.
Must not be common where you're from! "
" Really? I'm a pretty common sunflower. "
Out came a giggle, grinning to the other.
" But thanks~! You're pretty too! "
Out came a giggle, grinning to the other.
" But thanks~! You're pretty too! "
A confused blink before Evelyn lifts her head to wave in return.
“.. Um, hello there — ! Such a lovely plant you are.
I have never seen anything quite like you..” 💧
“.. Um, hello there — ! Such a lovely plant you are.
I have never seen anything quite like you..” 💧
She's just waving a petal to the lady. She wasn't exactly an alien. . . more like a mutated product of crossbreeding.
" Hi~! "
" Hi~! "
August 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
" Really? I'm a pretty common sunflower. "
Out came a giggle, grinning to the other.
" But thanks~! You're pretty too! "
Out came a giggle, grinning to the other.
" But thanks~! You're pretty too! "
Mhm!
Ever heard Zombies on Your Lawn?
Ever heard Zombies on Your Lawn?
Oh, how exciting! You must be quite the talented singer, then!
Mhm~! I'm something of a world famous pop star!
August 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mhm!
Ever heard Zombies on Your Lawn?
Ever heard Zombies on Your Lawn?
She's just waving a petal to the lady. She wasn't exactly an alien. . . more like a mutated product of crossbreeding.
" Hi~! "
" Hi~! "
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She tilts her head.
“A … talking plant?” 💧
This isn’t the strangest thing the Mezillian has encountered, yet it IS still rather odd.
Perhaps this plant is alien like herself ? After all, most plants she’s encountered ( on earth ) are nothing like this.
She tilts her head.
“A … talking plant?” 💧
This isn’t the strangest thing the Mezillian has encountered, yet it IS still rather odd.
Perhaps this plant is alien like herself ? After all, most plants she’s encountered ( on earth ) are nothing like this.
August 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
She's just waving a petal to the lady. She wasn't exactly an alien. . . more like a mutated product of crossbreeding.
" Hi~! "
" Hi~! "
𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕. 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕? 𝑾𝒉𝒚, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆-𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒋𝒂𝒛𝒛𝒚 𝒓𝒉𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒎 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒕𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇, 𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓.
August 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕. 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕? 𝑾𝒉𝒚, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆-𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒋𝒂𝒛𝒛𝒚 𝒓𝒉𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒎 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒕𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇, 𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓.
Mhm~! I'm something of a world famous pop star!
Pleased to meet you, Sunflower!
You can sing, too? That’s quite impressive! Not to pat myself on the back, but I dabble somewhat in singing myself!
You can sing, too? That’s quite impressive! Not to pat myself on the back, but I dabble somewhat in singing myself!
Well hi, Alma! I'm Sunflower.
( she definitely had a bright smile! )
Mhm! I'm not really made for that sort of thing, but I can pack a mean punch anyway! I'm a singer, too!
( she definitely had a bright smile! )
Mhm! I'm not really made for that sort of thing, but I can pack a mean punch anyway! I'm a singer, too!
August 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mhm~! I'm something of a world famous pop star!
Well hi, Alma! I'm Sunflower.
( she definitely had a bright smile! )
Mhm! I'm not really made for that sort of thing, but I can pack a mean punch anyway! I'm a singer, too!
( she definitely had a bright smile! )
Mhm! I'm not really made for that sort of thing, but I can pack a mean punch anyway! I'm a singer, too!
[She chuckles lightly at the attempt made to repeat what she had said.]
Please, just “Alma” is fine when referring to me.
Sentient plants… what a revolutionary concept! And deadly as well, you say?
Please, just “Alma” is fine when referring to me.
Sentient plants… what a revolutionary concept! And deadly as well, you say?
Well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Apple Science Personality Constitution Lady!
They make plants, but like. . . Alive ones! Deadly ones! Like me!
They make plants, but like. . . Alive ones! Deadly ones! Like me!
August 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Well hi, Alma! I'm Sunflower.
( she definitely had a bright smile! )
Mhm! I'm not really made for that sort of thing, but I can pack a mean punch anyway! I'm a singer, too!
( she definitely had a bright smile! )
Mhm! I'm not really made for that sort of thing, but I can pack a mean punch anyway! I'm a singer, too!
Well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Apple Science Personality Constitution Lady!
They make plants, but like. . . Alive ones! Deadly ones! Like me!
They make plants, but like. . . Alive ones! Deadly ones! Like me!
Yes, Aperture Science is the company that produced me.
Doom and Bloom Seeds, you say? I can’t say I’ve ever heard of them.
Doom and Bloom Seeds, you say? I can’t say I’ve ever heard of them.
A personality. . . huh?
( she didn't really get it. )
Is that your company? I'm from Doom and Bloom Seeds.
( she didn't really get it. )
Is that your company? I'm from Doom and Bloom Seeds.
August 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Apple Science Personality Constitution Lady!
They make plants, but like. . . Alive ones! Deadly ones! Like me!
They make plants, but like. . . Alive ones! Deadly ones! Like me!
A personality. . . huh?
( she didn't really get it. )
Is that your company? I'm from Doom and Bloom Seeds.
( she didn't really get it. )
Is that your company? I'm from Doom and Bloom Seeds.
Yes! More specifically, I am an Aperture Science Personality Construct!
Are you a robot?
( a slight head tilt. )
( a slight head tilt. )
August 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A personality. . . huh?
( she didn't really get it. )
Is that your company? I'm from Doom and Bloom Seeds.
( she didn't really get it. )
Is that your company? I'm from Doom and Bloom Seeds.
Are you a robot?
( a slight head tilt. )
( a slight head tilt. )
…oh! I see!
[She’s caught off guard by this, but not frightened. She’s definitely seen more anomalous things than this.]
[She’s caught off guard by this, but not frightened. She’s definitely seen more anomalous things than this.]
I'm a special breed!
( oh. it talks too. )
( oh. it talks too. )
August 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Are you a robot?
( a slight head tilt. )
( a slight head tilt. )
I'm a special breed!
( oh. it talks too. )
( oh. it talks too. )
[Staring, confused.]
I knew sunflowers were meant to turn to face the sun… but do they usually do all that-?
I knew sunflowers were meant to turn to face the sun… but do they usually do all that-?
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm a special breed!
( oh. it talks too. )
( oh. it talks too. )