When the government ask me to help them but they refuse to help people in general especially people of color I tell them I'm not for you I'm against you

At this point in my life I am waiting to get struck by lightning or hit by a bus I'm okay with either

As a child I related to Tigger but now after the world has broken me i feel like Eeyore

I'm not smoking with brown people no more because the last time I asked for papers everyone ran🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm fucking hilarious and you know it and you love it

Someone: "Hey this Sunday do you want to come to. . . ."
Me interrupting: "No!"
SO: "But you don't even know what. . . ."
Me: "No thanks I'll combust into flames the moment it sees me."
SO: "Who? The people?"
Me: " No the church building."
SO: 😶
Me: 😐

How can you blame her for going crazy or acting the way she's acting when you sold her false dreams and delivered her nothing but fucking nightmares

I may NOT have been born in a Spanish speaking country but I with Mexican blood running through my veins WILL stand up for my people when they don't have a voice and I be their safe haven and protect them no matter what!

Someone said to me today they would give up their left testy to see my nip🤣
I should have said "ok give it to me"
I so would actually love to add that to my weird collection

Look I hate everyone equally regardless of GENDER, HEIGHT, RACE, RELIGION, SEXUAL ORIENTATION OR WEIGHT

I was today years old when I found out that the only type of cannibalism thats legal is eating yourself

Thats so freaking awesome and hilarious
I love learning new stuff

fuk the government about immigrants you can't prove that they were in my home you cannot prove that I had any interaction with them they are just People Like Us trying to make a living escaping from a dangerous situation who am I to deny them help and safety and protection

If an immigrant 🏃‍♂️ into my 🏠 for safety against ICE then ICE knock on my 🚪asking ?s I'm be like IDK who u talking about come back w/ a warrant I'd help them Escape money food whatever bc fuk the government

I can't sleep, so I guess I'll just do some cleaning until I get tired! 😴🧹 #Cleaning #Insomnia #cantsleep

So I went driving and I feel I'm becoming a more confident driver

Hey hey I'm here let's party