Placement of these asterisks is not instilling a lot of confidence in me.

Best part about summer starting? Gotta be that my bidet isn’t practically shooting ice at my asshole anymore.

Man the For You page on Twitter really is just right-wing bullshit now, huh? I actually hadn’t been seeing that terrible of stuff until a couple days ago but now it’s completely useless.

I’m not okay with Grover Cleveland being the 22nd and 24th president. We shouldn’t be counting him twice. It’s not fair and it’s not right.

Sheba.

Second skeet. Gotta make it good. Can’t go wrong with pictures of my cat.

Feels like I joined bluesky at a strange time. It’s nothin’ but asses out here.

I’m never leaving.