@zoiby.bsky.social
Posting random stuff. Likes animals, reading, walks, food (you can tell I live in the countryside). Get called 'wide' more often than liked, so back at the gym. DM's open for mutuals.
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Oh dear, seems I forgot to put the hot water on. Suppose I will have to stay in bed till it warms up for my shower. The horror 😉
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Oh dear, seems I forgot to put the hot water on. Suppose I will have to stay in bed till it warms up for my shower. The horror 😉
On way home from the pub. Did anyone wants to meet me at home for a cuddle it would be appreciated. Failing that, pizza. I’m easily pleased
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
On way home from the pub. Did anyone wants to meet me at home for a cuddle it would be appreciated. Failing that, pizza. I’m easily pleased
I may have had shots at the pub. I suspect I may regret this in the morning
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I may have had shots at the pub. I suspect I may regret this in the morning
Every man on this app drop a selfie now… and I mean right now!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Every man on this app drop a selfie now… and I mean right now!!
Can’t be bothered to make anything so just gonna shove some chicken in the air fryer and veg on the sofa.
You can tell it’s nearly the weekend. Energy levels are low
You can tell it’s nearly the weekend. Energy levels are low
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Can’t be bothered to make anything so just gonna shove some chicken in the air fryer and veg on the sofa.
You can tell it’s nearly the weekend. Energy levels are low
You can tell it’s nearly the weekend. Energy levels are low
Hump day. Looking forward to the end of the work week
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hump day. Looking forward to the end of the work week
Rugger print underwear day with a bit of tum tum. It’s Tuesday after all
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Rugger print underwear day with a bit of tum tum. It’s Tuesday after all
The work week begins….
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The work week begins….
I once again failed to win the lotto so looks like I will have to go to work tomorrow.
Sad times.
Sad times.
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I once again failed to win the lotto so looks like I will have to go to work tomorrow.
Sad times.
Sad times.
Morning y’all. Have a good one. I need coffee ☕️
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Morning y’all. Have a good one. I need coffee ☕️
Evening plans cancelled so I’m gonna cook something with cheese and snuggle up on the sofa. Need to find something to watch tho
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Evening plans cancelled so I’m gonna cook something with cheese and snuggle up on the sofa. Need to find something to watch tho
Might need to have a nap… oh the horror 😁
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Might need to have a nap… oh the horror 😁
Chores pretty much finished (just waiting for the kitchen floor to dry) and then… I have no idea. Probably something to do with food. And a shower.
Pretty productive for a Saturday morning I think. And it’s not even 11:30
Pretty productive for a Saturday morning I think. And it’s not even 11:30
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Chores pretty much finished (just waiting for the kitchen floor to dry) and then… I have no idea. Probably something to do with food. And a shower.
Pretty productive for a Saturday morning I think. And it’s not even 11:30
Pretty productive for a Saturday morning I think. And it’s not even 11:30
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
I’m awake at 5am. On my day off.
My bodyclock needs a slap
My bodyclock needs a slap
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m awake at 5am. On my day off.
My bodyclock needs a slap
My bodyclock needs a slap
Nap had. Now can’t be arsed to move. Anyone wanna bring me snacks? 🥺
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Nap had. Now can’t be arsed to move. Anyone wanna bring me snacks? 🥺
That Friday feeling…. For naps 😂
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
That Friday feeling…. For naps 😂
It’s Thursday which means it’s traitors finale tonight and that is the only thing that is getting me through work
I’m easily pleased
I’m easily pleased
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
It’s Thursday which means it’s traitors finale tonight and that is the only thing that is getting me through work
I’m easily pleased
I’m easily pleased
I know it’s hump day but I’m too tired to post anything cheeky. Could do with a leg massage tho
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I know it’s hump day but I’m too tired to post anything cheeky. Could do with a leg massage tho
Walked 17 miles today apparently.
It does explain why I’m shattered tbh
It does explain why I’m shattered tbh
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Walked 17 miles today apparently.
It does explain why I’m shattered tbh
It does explain why I’m shattered tbh
Bake off final belly rubs
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Bake off final belly rubs
Just devours a bowl of pasta on about 0.5 seconds and still snackish. Maybe I should eat slower….
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just devours a bowl of pasta on about 0.5 seconds and still snackish. Maybe I should eat slower….
Shaggy monochrome Monday today.
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Shaggy monochrome Monday today.