@zoiby.bsky.social
Posting random stuff. Likes animals, reading, walks, food (you can tell I live in the countryside). Get called 'wide' more often than liked, so back at the gym. DM's open for mutuals.
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I’m just gonna put this here…
I wouldn’t be surprised if the midterms get cancelled due to ‘national security’ reasons.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the midterms get cancelled due to ‘national security’ reasons.
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I’m just gonna put this here…
I wouldn’t be surprised if the midterms get cancelled due to ‘national security’ reasons.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the midterms get cancelled due to ‘national security’ reasons.
I have finished all the Xmas snacks. 🥳
Tuna salad wraps for work lunches this week. Green stuff coming back on the menu
Tuna salad wraps for work lunches this week. Green stuff coming back on the menu
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I have finished all the Xmas snacks. 🥳
Tuna salad wraps for work lunches this week. Green stuff coming back on the menu
Tuna salad wraps for work lunches this week. Green stuff coming back on the menu
Love a night with a power cut freezing my tits off here
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Love a night with a power cut freezing my tits off here
Bit too chilly to get out of bed. Send coffee please
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Bit too chilly to get out of bed. Send coffee please
No #fcf here. Ate too much at Xmas so can’t see the c
Also was going to try to go vegetarian for January but the texture of meat replacement stuff is just…. Off. Still going to have veggie meals more often but chicken and fish is back on the menu.
Also was going to try to go vegetarian for January but the texture of meat replacement stuff is just…. Off. Still going to have veggie meals more often but chicken and fish is back on the menu.
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
No #fcf here. Ate too much at Xmas so can’t see the c
Also was going to try to go vegetarian for January but the texture of meat replacement stuff is just…. Off. Still going to have veggie meals more often but chicken and fish is back on the menu.
Also was going to try to go vegetarian for January but the texture of meat replacement stuff is just…. Off. Still going to have veggie meals more often but chicken and fish is back on the menu.
Happy start to 2026. Let the fun commence
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Happy start to 2026. Let the fun commence
Hope y’all have a good new year and 2026 proves a better year.
Failing that make sure it’s petty year and ensure your enemies year is worse than yours.
Failing that make sure it’s petty year and ensure your enemies year is worse than yours.
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hope y’all have a good new year and 2026 proves a better year.
Failing that make sure it’s petty year and ensure your enemies year is worse than yours.
Failing that make sure it’s petty year and ensure your enemies year is worse than yours.
Do I go out for new years and start the year with a hangover and bacon sandwich or stay in and start the new year with a workout and healthy start?
Decisions….
Decisions….
December 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Do I go out for new years and start the year with a hangover and bacon sandwich or stay in and start the new year with a workout and healthy start?
Decisions….
Decisions….
I’ve eaten so much crap the last 2 weeks, can’t do it anymore. Going back to normal diet and hiding the leftovers snacks… somewhere.
December 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’ve eaten so much crap the last 2 weeks, can’t do it anymore. Going back to normal diet and hiding the leftovers snacks… somewhere.
It’s ok to watch a film in bed with a glass of wine instead of hot chocolate isn’t it? I’ll try not to spill any of it.
December 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s ok to watch a film in bed with a glass of wine instead of hot chocolate isn’t it? I’ll try not to spill any of it.
Xmas done. House free. Lounge evening and a complete lazy day tomorrow. Bring it on 🥳
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Xmas done. House free. Lounge evening and a complete lazy day tomorrow. Bring it on 🥳
Dunno what day it is but I know I’m not working. So happy whatever day y’all 😊
December 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Dunno what day it is but I know I’m not working. So happy whatever day y’all 😊
Merry Xmas to those who celebrate. Happy Thursday to everyone else 🎅🏼☺️
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Merry Xmas to those who celebrate. Happy Thursday to everyone else 🎅🏼☺️
I’ve finished work.
I’m free 🥳
I’m free 🥳
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’ve finished work.
I’m free 🥳
I’m free 🥳
It’s Xmas Eve and hump day. Truly a day of celebration 🤣
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
It’s Xmas Eve and hump day. Truly a day of celebration 🤣
So, clearing up house and successfully drop a solid glass vase on my big toe.
Looks like its gonna give a nice purple look soon
Looks like its gonna give a nice purple look soon
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So, clearing up house and successfully drop a solid glass vase on my big toe.
Looks like its gonna give a nice purple look soon
Looks like its gonna give a nice purple look soon
5k??? I’m humbled. I suppose I could post something to celebrate. I’ll have to have a think 🤔
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
5k??? I’m humbled. I suppose I could post something to celebrate. I’ll have to have a think 🤔
Onto to last lap. One more shift after today then off for Christmas. I know it’s literally Christmas Day the following day but that doesn’t sound as restful 😂
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Onto to last lap. One more shift after today then off for Christmas. I know it’s literally Christmas Day the following day but that doesn’t sound as restful 😂
Everything organised, presents wrapped. All going well.
Can’t find the roll of bin bags to save my life so house is very much ‘organised piles’ currently
Can’t find the roll of bin bags to save my life so house is very much ‘organised piles’ currently
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Everything organised, presents wrapped. All going well.
Can’t find the roll of bin bags to save my life so house is very much ‘organised piles’ currently
Can’t find the roll of bin bags to save my life so house is very much ‘organised piles’ currently
Random statement.
I still haven’t had a mince pie this year
That is all
I still haven’t had a mince pie this year
That is all
December 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Random statement.
I still haven’t had a mince pie this year
That is all
I still haven’t had a mince pie this year
That is all
Successfully finished my last 6am start of the year. 🥳🥳🥳
Now start my 4am starts for the rest of the year 🤣
Now start my 4am starts for the rest of the year 🤣
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Successfully finished my last 6am start of the year. 🥳🥳🥳
Now start my 4am starts for the rest of the year 🤣
Now start my 4am starts for the rest of the year 🤣
Made it to 45. Still can’t iron a shirt. Still can’t smile taking a selfie. Still need to go to the gym more.
Onwards and upwards
Onwards and upwards
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Made it to 45. Still can’t iron a shirt. Still can’t smile taking a selfie. Still need to go to the gym more.
Onwards and upwards
Onwards and upwards
This weekend has been a bust. Been in bed sick all of it. But I have a strong suspicion that when I wake up tomorrow morning I will feel well enough to go to work. Which is a bit crap.
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This weekend has been a bust. Been in bed sick all of it. But I have a strong suspicion that when I wake up tomorrow morning I will feel well enough to go to work. Which is a bit crap.
I think I’m coming down with a cold 😕
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think I’m coming down with a cold 😕