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Zoe Allison
@zoeallison.bsky.social
Yorkshire romance author living in Scotland
Delighted to have a copy of The Wedding Engagement up for grabs in the Children in Read auction! Check it out and bid here and also peruse all the other wonderful titles and bid to help an excellent cause.

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Children in Read 2025
Authors and Illustrators around the globe, sign & dedicate their books for the biggest online signed book auction in the world.All Postage & Packaging is free.All proceeds are in aid of the B....
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November 1, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Life was better when we used to get gold stars from our primary school teachers for doing good work. Adults should get gold stars when they do some A+ adulting such cleaning the bathroom and filling tax returns on time.
June 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think we might be in the Bad Place.
May 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Yesterday when ordering a coffee I said thank you three times and then a further three times when it was served. Yes I am British.
April 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
In the UK the only correct response to trying the toilet door when you don’t realise it’s occupied by a colleague is to be NOWHERE in sight once they emerge.
March 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“I’m a professional author,” I whisper to myself, as I google how to spell ‘fiery’ for the eleventy billionth time
February 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The single braid is a very popular hairstyle for romantasy heroines
February 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My 14yo is keen to see Jurassic World Rebirth. I have volunteered to take him to see it when the time comes in a selfless act that definitely has nothing to do with the fact that it stars Jonathan Bailey wearing adorable glasses
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Forming my own quest squad. Basically, the mission is to read books without judging others’ book choices, drink coffee, and eat pastries all while under fleecy blankets in front of a log fire.
Who’s in?
February 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
‘It’s just not my cup of tea’ is the highest insult in British culture
February 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Fellow people who are attracted to men—find yourself someone like my husband who this evening twerked on our driveway to welcome me home from work.
January 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I am “strained my back just from sitting at my desk” years old.
January 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Last year I got some new author photos done by the fabulous Julia Boggio! In the process of switching my website, social media, and agency/Amazon bios to these 😍
January 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Perhaps if my memory weren’t so intent on remembering (with excruciating frequency and detail) all of my four decades of embarrassing moments, then perhaps there’d be room to remember important things such as where I left my keys.
January 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Over the Christmas period whenever anyone mentions having some cheese I am obliged by law to sing in reply “No cheeses for us meeces”
December 26, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Today I have heard Elton John’s Step Into Christmas four times in the wild.
December 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
December 7, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I had a lovely time signing books at Book Lovers Bookshop in Edinburgh last weekend!
December 5, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Am I meant to be writing? Yes.
But instead am I watching the Aussie version of Death in Paradise? Also yes.
December 1, 2024 at 10:37 AM
❤️Only 99p during December!❤️
Falling in love can sometimes go off-piste…
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December 1, 2024 at 10:34 AM
The sky has been looking very pretty this week 😍
November 30, 2024 at 10:29 AM
This event is coming up this weekend, Saturday 30th November at the Book Lovers Bookshop in Edinburgh! 😍 Tickets available here: www.bookloversbookshop.co.uk/events/books...
Bookshop Signing with Zoe Allison! — Book Lovers Bookshop
We are so excited to welcome Zoe Allison author of  The Ex-Mas Holidays and The Wedding Engagement to the shop for a bookshop signing event! Tickets: £6 There are three different time sl...
www.bookloversbookshop.co.uk
November 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT’S FROM NOT FORM
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM